Disclaimers:  ‘Spongebob Squarepants’ and friends don’t belong to me, but to other people.  This list was conjured up in about ten minutes, and is somewhat pointless and silly, but I liked it.  Enjoy ^_^

10 moral lessons learned from Spongebob Squarepants


  1. Procrastination is scary
  2. There are times when the snail doesn’t want to be your friend, he just wants the cookie in your pocket
  3. True talent is doing what you can at the best of your ability
  4. When you don’t want to be in uncomfortable situations, a stand-in is always useful.
  5. Sometimes the simplest things are what make life enjoyable
  6. Fun can be painful if you don’t use safety precautions.
  7. Exceptional insight can often be mistaken for idiocy
  8. Idiocy can also be mistaken for exceptional insight
  9. Friends are the best people to do things with…except when they try to kill you.
  10. You just need to be yourself.  Being other people takes too much work.