Zelgadis Screencaps

I...am Zelgadis...heartless sorcerer swordsman extraordinaire. No no, no autographs, please. Hope she doesn't see me... the only thing I hate more than this damn curse is my ex-wife I am finding it very satisfying somehow, holding this thing... 'Just how stretchy are those Justice Panties Tarzan THIS! Here I am, on the way to a new world in search of a cure, not only for my body, but for my lonesome and mysterious lifestyle...(hey is anyone getting this down?) It's Zelgadiss versus the Frying Pan of Chaos! Morons. I am surrounded by morons. I don't know these people, I swear I don't. This morning, we've secretly switched Zel's regular coffee with new Folgers... Amelia, why don't we forget this little Duel thing and go find a hotel. On second thought, let's finish the duel there. *wink* You win Amelia! Just don't stop... Next time *I* get to be on top. Don't mess with me before I've had my coffee. Zel gets revenge and does graffiti, 'Xelloss wears pink panties.' *evil laugh* I warned you not to understimate my powers... *pouts* What if I don't WANNA play nice? Neener neener, you can't hit me! Amelia, look how good I am with a gun! I am just having WAYY too much fun. Round these here parts, they call me Big Guns Greywords YeeeHAW! I just dare you to mess with me. MWahahaha I am getting sleepy... veeeeeeeeery sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy... I do not think I will give a dinner bell to Lina as a gift. She always knows when the food is ready. Fly, my pretties! Fly! FLY! Zel tries to pretend he's NOT imagining Amelia in the Alice in Wonderland dress

Xel/Fil Space