Xelloss/Filia Screencaps

Do I smell... Raw Garbage? So, Filia-san, why don't we just skip the introductions and get right to the kinky monkey sex! How Dare you suggest that! First we introduce ourselves... But I don't WANT to break my mother's spine!!! Thank you, thank you... Please, no more encores. Filia sings the famous 'Namagomi' aria in an open air performance by the Slayers Opera Company I'm just so cute, who wouldn't love me? cannot concievably be made funnier by a caption. Now, on count of three, you BOTH go for the penny... and the first to it keeps it. You WILL wipe that smirk off your face. NOW. Yes, I'm floating, and it's very boring. Can we move on? Give me that TEA!!! Join me, Filia? Filia attempts to 'Jump Xel's Bones' I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie! That's right, Mr. Ul Copt... I want to marry your daughter. Oh my God, *where* is your other hand?! Good God. Someone took the time to illuminate that? Xelloss is having entirely too much fun with that hand buzzer. Oh, my. I don't think I'll ever understand modern art. Xellos ruins Filia's audition for a bit part in 'Superman' You aren't going to tell the others what we were doing last night... are you? Let me take you away from all this... I'm glad you saved my life and everything... but that had better be a roll of lifesavers in your pocket! It's not a roll of lifesavers. ^_^ *cough cough* I'm sure I'd feel better if you pressed my aching head to your comforting bosom. I'm starting to think you're not that ill, Xellos. Your hands stray too much for that. Psst, is it just me or is Valgarv's arm on backwards? Tonight on Telemundo, a telenovela about a lovely candystriper and the hospital CEO she reforms with the power of her love. I'm sorry, I have to leave. For your own good. Excuse me, could you be any more cliche? I can think of *several* places to put this staff if you're not a good little hostage... Should she *really* be closer to him than the staff he's threatening her with? To do the Limbo, you have to put your chin under the bar. ...If both your hands and your staff are up here... then what's poking me? Just another busy day of submitting the hostage to my will!

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