Valgaav Screencaps

Welcome to 'I Want to be a Mutant Monster Millionaire!' I'm your host, Valgaav. Let's meet our first two contestants... Really, you think this hair just isn't my color? Well, tsk, tsk, I guess I'll have to dye it red, then. You think your 'lightsabre' is all that and a bag of chips, don't you? Well, think again! Mmmm...just look at my dashing, evil smile...before I slice you into tiny bits. Mwahaha! Valgaav lets forth his secret power...the power of KETCHUP! *gasp* NO! ANYTHING but Xelloss in DRAG! I am cute, no? I am not just CUTE, I am BUFF! Macho! I'm...too sexy for my... proof that Gaav's eyebrows really CAN be deadly. No, YOU are the weakest link! After finding five chaos rings, Valgaav becomes SUPERValgaav! I can't die! I am Valgaav! I am the evil, sexy hero with the disappearing, reappearing British accent! *growls* Don't call me 'Horny Boy' again! In todays show we have replaced all the blood with rosepetals. Have a nice day! ^_^ Val's Evil Oh, not NOW, little Val! MY GOD! It's... it's... Fem-Xel! Val meditates on life, the universe, and what the hell Filia sees in that Xelloss Bastard

Xel/Fil Space