If the Slayers Cast Were Fruit

If the Slayers Cast Were Fruit They'd Be...

Lina: Tomato
It's red, it makes good spicy salsa, and it's commonly mistaken for something else. Most people think this fruit is a vegetable!

Gourry: Banana
Tall, blonde, somewhat soft in the head but full potassium! (And I didn't even mention the hentai connotations! ^_^ ... Ź_Ź )

Zelgadis: Pineapple
A little rough on the outside with a very tough skin. The pineapple has really sharp and pointy leaves (hair) and a solid core. But if you can get past the prickles, deep down it can be very sweet!

Amelia: Strawberry
Sweet and red, and full of sunshine. Small and cute but very round and shaped like a heart.

Filia: Peach
Warm and fuzzy and golden. Also very sweet, but watch out! You could lose a tooth on that hard pit (mace) if you're not careful.

Xelloss: Fruitcake
Seriously we discussed this for ages and just couldn't come up with anything better. Do you have any ideas?

Thanks to all those on the Demon and Dragon ML, who contributed. Especially Li-chan, who started the poll, Caro, Irony, BattleJoy the Under-Appreciated for the Pineapple suggestion and anyone else who contributed, but I've forgotten.