Silly Zelgadis/Amelia Cure Lemon

LEMON WARNING! Meaning describes sex! So don't read it unless you're old enough and want to.
WARNING 2! Extreeme Silliness! So don't read it unless you have a licensed sense of humor and like seeing Zelgadis being tortured! Yes, Poor Zel! CD asked if I thought torturing Zel was an Olympic sport and all I can say is I'm going for the GOLD!!! Yay!
        -- Elf From Space

"Damu-Brass!" Zelgadis broke his way into yet another old ruins.. Maybe.. Just maybe this one would have his cure... Amelia followed carefully-but-cheerfully behind Zelgadiss-san. "Come on Amelia, this way..." Zelgadis entered the dark passage and made his way cautiously looking for traps.

"Okay, Zelgadiss-san..."

Zelgadis made his way around the twists stopping to refer to his map whenever he reached an intersection and slowly progressed through the absolute maze of passageways and rooms, which supposedly contained a very powerful White Magic spell. Amelia followed Zelgadis hopefully, sure that he will be able to lead them back out of that maze when they finish. He finally arrived at the final room repressed his excitement seeing the ancient looking tome setting on a large padded table next to a chest.

"We made it, Zelgadiss-san!" ^_^

Zelgadis picked up the tome and sees that it is, as expected, written in an ancient language. Fortunately he'd thought ahead and brought some translation guides, which were magically enhanced to make translations go quickly and smoothly.

Amelia opens the chest to see what is inside. She looked curiously at the contents of the chest and sees odd things like strange outfits, breath mints, ribbons and other seemingly random, or unidentified objects.

Zelgadis pulled out his notes and sits down to begin work on translating. "This may take a while Amelia. You might want to get something to eat while you wait.."

"I brought some food, Zelgadiss-san..." ^_^ Amelia happily laid out a blanket (pulled from who-knows-where), stretched out on it, and nibbled on bread.

Zelgadis fixed himself a cup of coffee and then spread out his papers and sets to work on translating the first page of the tome. It appeared to be a description of the spell.

Zelgadis mumbled, "Though magic be used the result in only magical as all life contains magic. For out of the hardness of stone there springs a seed of flesh..."

Amelia finished her piece of bread, "Did you say something, Zelgadiss-san?"

Zelgadis looked hopeful (for him) "This translation looks very promising so far.."

"That's good, Zelgadiss-san!" ^_^

Zelgadis wrote "Life pure and natural, free from all corruptions." He tried to keep from getting excited at how encouraging this sounds as he went through more lines talking about rock hardness turning to pure new life...

Amelia settled down to take a nap, figuring that she'll need to have the rest; Zelgadiss-san often sets a strenuous pace...

Zelgadis looked a little puzzled at the line, "Healing can be found in the joining of two lovers" but "An eternal bond that will cure all divisions in body, heart and soul" at least is talking about a cure! He hunched intensely over the text seeming oblivious to everything abound him as he continued translating* "A burst and flash of white light, and the new Life will begin! This really does look like a cure! It's all there, the stone turning to flesh, the new life... though I’m not sure what all of this has to do with the lovers... Maybe a metaphor? Amelia.. take a look at this I think we may have finally found it!"

"Really, Zelgadiss-san?"

Zelgadis hands Amelia the first sheet of the translation with the spell description. "I'm not sure what that stuff is about lovers, but look here and here." He points to the sections about stone and flesh.

Amelia looks, "Yes, Zelgadiss-san...you're right..." She reads the text quickly and her eyes brighten with excitement.

"This is Wonderful!! Whatever it is I'm sure we can accomplish it with our Pure Love!" Amelia announced.

Zelgadis sweatdropped, "Uhhh... Sure.... I'm going to go translate the instructions now...."

"Okay, Zelgadiss-san! Then we can cast it and you'll be cured!" ^_^

Zelgadis sat and hurriedly got to work translating the rest, trying hard to ignore Amelia's enthusiasm and it's effect on him..Why does she have to bounce like that when she's happy??

Amelia wondered what Zelgadiss-san would do once he was cured...she had her hopes, but...::

Zelgadis let the spells in the translation guides do most of the translating while he skimmed the text to see what the spell would involved and a puzzled expression came over his face at all of the odd things this spell seems to entail.... What?? His eyes bug out as he reads the part about doing a strip dance... What in the world does this have to do with a cure??? He arrives at the end of the text with a huge blush on his face, after realizing what this spell most undeniably involves.... Sex. He looks at the pages of his translation in despair and turns back to his reference book on the language and double checks only to come to the same conclusion.

Amelia is cheerfully oblivious to Zelgadiss-san's little translation worries. Zelgadis looks at Amelia nervously.. but he could never ask her. He could never ask anyone to do something like that with a freak like himself. He sulks and ponders the irony that a way to cure his freakish body involves doing something that no one would ever do with a freak like himself. (What are you talking about, Zel? You've got a zillion giggling fangirls out there!)

Amelia notices Zelgadiss-san sulking, "Zelgadiss-san? Is something wrong?"

Zelgadis sulks, "It's hopeless!!"

"Don't say that Zelgadiss-san!"

"How ironic... I finally find my cure and there's no way I can perform the spell..."

"Don't give up hope Zelgadis-san! There is always a way! I will do *whatever* it takes to help you!" Amelia jumps on top of the chest full of supplies and went into justice speech mode. "If we work together there is Nothing we cannot achieve!! You should never give up your hope and your determination! We WILL overcome this. I just Know that we can cast this spell together. Upon my Honor I Swear that I will do Anything it takes to help you!" She stands tall and does an impressive pose with a burst of stars and colored lights swirling behind her.

Zelgadis sweatdrops and looks at her incredulously "Anything??"

"Anything, Zelgadiss-san!"

Zelgadis' eyes bugged out, "Do you know what the spell requires?"

"It doesn't matter what the spell requires, for the sake of our Pure Love I will do it!" she replied confidently.

Zelgadis stares. She has no idea.. "What *kind* of love?..."

"Why the pure, innocent love we share.... Right Zelgadis-san?"

"What would you say to a... not so innocent love?"

"What do you mean, Zelgadiss-san?"

Zelgadis started plotting and then stopped abruptly. What the hell are you thinking?! You're a freak! She's a princess! A Princess! With a scary daddy!! She's my friend! She's the only person to promise to help me... promise to help me... Zelgadis blushed and handed her the translated manuscript.

Amelia carefully read through the translation, blushing more and more as she read until she reached the end of it. "Zelgadiss-san..."

Zelgadis sighed. "I know. Don't worry about it. I understand that you can't help me in *that*."

Amelia stood up straight, "Don't talk like that, Zelgadis-san! I said I'd do anything to help, and I will! The allies of justice don't back away from a promise!" (Besides... I really LIKE the feel of stone! ~_^)

"You can't be serious! Who would ever willingly do that with a freak like me?"

"I am serious, Zelgadiss-san! I will. In the name of true love and justice!"

"But.... What about your honor? What will your father say?"

"I swore upon my honor to do *anything* to help you, Zelgadiss-san! Daddy will understand!" Amelia went all starry-eyed thinking about how their shared love would be the power that cured Zelgadis-san.

"I swore to help you, Zelgadiss-san! Beside...you *will* marry me later, right?"

Zelgadis sweatdropped nervously "I.... Uh...." This is moving Way too fast... He stopped and looked at the beautiful and seemingly willing princess, and thought about his possible cure and wavered..

Amelia is nervous too, but...she's kinda wanted to do something very much like this for a while... She hugs Zelgadis-san. "I said I'd help, Zelgadis-san, and if that's what it takes, then that's what I'll do."

"Bbbbbbut-"

Amelia reassured herself: "I'm sure that you'll do the honorable thing and marry me. Of course you will! You're a true defender of Justice! Now. Should we go back to the inn or do the spell here on our capes?"

"You want to... right now???" Zel's eyes were still bugged out.

"Right now is good!" she reached for the tie to his cape. "You know what they say, Zelgadis-san... never put off until tomorrow what you can do today! The sooner we cast this spell, the sooner you're human again!"

"Um.... I.... Shouldn't we....." he sighs and gives in. "Alright, but we need to follow the directions."

"Ok! I try to always follow the rules! What do we need to do first?"

Zelgadis uneasily handed her the translated directions.

Amelia looked back to the start. "I guess we have to start reading these lines." 

Zelgadis looked at the text, "'I love you with the burning passion of a thousand suns!' That's poorest writing I ever heard! It's pure drivel!!"

"I think it sounds kind of romantic... and it *IS* part of the spell.. You'd better read it as it's written."

Zelgadis starts in his most deadpan voice, "I love you with the burning passion of a thousand suns..."

Amelia yells at him like a director. "No Zelgadis-san! You have to say it with feeling! More Passion! More Emotion!"

Zelgadis repeated the line, still sounding pretty lame, "I love you with the burning passion of a thousand suns...

"Better.. but you still need more feeling! Try it again."

Zelgadis sweatdropped and tried it again this time putting too much emphasis into it and sounding not at all sincere, "I love you with the burning passion of a thousand suns..."

Amelia nodded "Close, now try it again and..."

"Dammit Amelia. Let's just continue with it. We don't need to work on line delivery."

"But... Alright. I suppose the spell should work no matter how you say it." She looks a little disappointed.

"I burn with the raging fire of lust." Zelgadis sweatdropped, "I burn for you and my fire ignites our passion."

Amelia stepped up to say her line and went into full out speech mode to do it taking Zel's hands and looking deeply into his eyes. "I am the pure cool water that can quench your fire. Together the fire will not go out, but our love will join into an unbreakable bond eternal!"

Zelgadis blushed and sweatdropped at the little hearts floating behind Amelia.

"As we unite in body and in heart our new love will take root and grow. I will be the fertile soil in which your seed will be planted!" Amelia sighed at how romantic this all is.

Zelgadis sweatdropped again for good measure and took a deep breath for the line to be said together.

"Spark of Creation and the cosmic love which ties us together, grant us your blessing that we may have new life...."

"What's it say next, Zelgadis-san?" Amelia peeked to see the manuscript.

Zelgadis sweatdropped and mumbled, "Well.. Um.. I'm supposed to take off my clothes... ... and dance..."

"And dance?" Amelia looked at the page and blushed "Oh! .......Well?"

"Well what?"

"Are you going to start?" Amelia reached for his cape tie, "or do you want me to help?"

"I can do it! Just give me a minute..."

Zelgadis backed away nervously began untying his cape, not really trying very hard to dance.

"Here I'll help." Amelia started singing, "A heart that has justice/ there on its side!-/ Never has to Fe-e-e-ear!" Amelia paused in her singing, "Umm.. Zelgadis-san... Aren't you supposed to be dancing while you take your clothes off?"

Zelgadis sweatdropped and *tried* to dance to the song while sliding his shirt over his head.

"Keep at it Zelgadis-san! Keep on wiggling your tushy!!"

Zelgadis continued dancing jerkily and unenthusiastically as he stripped. He got to his pants and blushed, looking at Amelia and back not sure he wanted to continue. 

"Zelgadis-san? You're going to have to take those off too if..." Amelia blushed "we're going to perform this spell..."

Zelgadis turns around so Amelia can't see and fumbles with his belt buckle.

"Zelgadis-san! You stopped dancing!"

"Oh, right. Sorry..." Zelgadis went back to wiggling and looking generally silly.

Amelia covered her mouth to stop herself from giggling.

Zelgadis slowly pulled the pants down revealing his wiggling bottom, grumbling the whole time about this ridiculous spell and what could his dancing possibly have to do with a cure?

"That's more like it, Zelgadis-san !"

Zelgadis blushed and dropped the pants on the floor. "What next?" he asked without turning around.

Amelia checked the instructions, "You need to help me get all of my clothes off, Zelgadiss-san."

"I have to do what?" Zelgadis asked over his shoulder, "But.."

"We both need to be naked for this..."

"But how am I supposed to help?"

"Well...you're supposed to..." Amelia blushed "' lovingly caress [my] most intimate parts while slowly and sensuously stripping [me]'..."

"What! I'm not going to do that!"

"Zelgadis-san. It's the instructions. You do want your cure don't you?"

"Well, yes..." Zelgadis wondered if there was a way he could do that without turning around.

Amelia checked the instructions again "Oh, we're also supposed to ' passionately kiss' while doing that..."

Zelgadis sweatdropped. "I still don't get what all this stuff has to do with my cure."

"The spell uses the power of our Passionate Love to cure you of course!!!!" Amelia smiled.

"Okay-... WAIT A SEC!! OUR PASSIONATE LOVE!!"

"Well sure. I mean you wouldn't be doing this with me if you didn't love me. I know you have trouble saying it, but I understand!" Amelia hugged him from behind.

Zelgadis hurriedly covered himself with his hands and blushed bright red, "Uhhhh..."

"Come on, Zelgadis-san! The faster we do this, the faster you're cured!"

"Fine. So what am I supposed to do again?" Zelgadis reaches for the manuscript and uncovers himself in the process... He'd been hiding it for a good reason! He didn't want Amelia to see how... 'excited' he was.

Amelia noticed something, "What's that, Zelgadiss-san?"

Zelgadis blushed, "Nothing! He dropped the pages and covered himself again.

Amelia looked innocently at Zelgadiss-san, "Why are you...?"

"It's nothing... I..." He wondered how in the world he can do this spell without letting her see..

Amelia was curious now, she moved in front of Zelgadiss-san.

Zelgadis hid himself with his hands. "So... How should I start?"

"We need to kiss, and you need to caress me..."

"Ok...." Zelgadis leaned forward and carefully kissed her on the forehead.

"No, Zelgadis-sans, not there." Amelia held up the manuscript, "It says first on my lips... then my neck, then my shoulder, then my..." she blushed, "And I'm supposed to kiss you, too..."

Zelgadis blushed, kissed her very carefully on the lips, and then the neck. He nervously kissed her shoulder. L-sama, she's beautiful... He paused. "Then your WHAT??"

"Then my... um..." Amelia blushed and cupped her hands under her breasts.

Zelgadis stared, "You want me to kiss your...???"

Amelia blushed very red, "That's what it says. Then my stomach near my bellybutton, and then you lick my... um..."

Zelgadis sweatdropped and blushed and bent down to kiss her not quite naked enough breast...

"Zelgadis-san? Um... what part of me is my 'honeypot'? And I think you're supposed to get my bra off..."

"Your 'honeypot'?" Zelgadis read the text, checked the translation guide and sweatdropped. "... I have no idea..."

"Well...it seems that the kisses go lower...Do you think it's my leg?"

"There's not much 'honey' there... " Zelgadis is still nervously covering his own interesting bits. "I... I guess we'd better get started." He was again faced with the hand dilemma… how to do anything when both hands are needed just to cover himself?

"Then...maybe..." Amelia really blushed. "Although I don't know why they'd call THAT honey...."

"What do they call honey?"

"Then again I've never tasted it..." Amelia thought out loud.

"Damn poetic language!! Why can't they just say things plainly instead of using metaphors???" Zelgadis cursed.

"Anyway Zelgadis-san... We'd better get started. Maybe we'll figure it out." Amelia waits, "Umm.. Zelgadis-san... I think you'll need to use your hands.." she blushed. "... um... your hands on me..."

"But...." Zelgadis looked down.

"Is something wrong Zelgadis-san?"

Zelgadis blushed deeper, "Um.. It's just.. you see..."

"I see what? I see your hands..." Amelia looked puzzled.

Zelgadis sighed in resignation... there really wasn't any point in hiding it anyway, considering what's next... He nervously removed his hands..

Amelia watched interested and when she saw her eyes brightened, "Oh Zelgadis-san! It's so CUTE! Look at the little pebbles!"

Zelgadis facefaulted onto the floor.

"Zelgadiss-san? Did I say something wrong?"

"Cute?!?!?!?!?" (Xel: It's FASCINATING, not CUTE!!! (in joke from the other lemon))

"Umm...what should I have called it, Zelgadiss-san?"

"I don't know..." Zelgadis looked rather frazzled "But not cute. Do you even know what it is?"

"Sort of..." Amelia didn't look too certain.

Zelgadis had a HUUGE sweatdrop, "It's... It's my...It's... You know how when people reproduce..." He blushed, "Uh for what we have to... Oh Never mind! You'll find out!" He seemed to be getting just a touch impatient as evidenced by the organ in question, but of course Amelia had no clue of that.

Amelia blinked at Zelgadis-san completely confused..."... If you say so..." She wondered why he was so determined to hide that kawaii thing.. and looked down to see it seem to get bigger and .. perkier as she watches.. weird..

Zelgadis blushed "Stop staring at it!!"

"But it's cute!"

Zelgadis sweatdropped and rubbed his temples.

"What... is this one of those guy things? Like how Mr. Gourry isn't pretty?" (A 'guy thing' *giggle!*)

Zelgadis sweatdropped again, "I suppose so.... Why don't we just forget it and move on..."

"Ok! ... Um..." she blushed, "You were getting ready to help me undress I think...."

Zelgadis reread the next section of instructions, "'passionately caress her most intimate parts while slowly and sensuously stripping her' ..." he reached cautiously towards Amelia.. Maybe he could do this... Some parts of him sure thought he could. "So I was supposed to kiss you here," he kissed her on the lips, for real this time, "Here," he moved down to her neck, "Here," he kissed her on the shoulder again a little more enthusiastically, "and here." He indicated her breast. Then he began to fumble with the bra strap for a bit having no idea how these things work and finally sweatdropped. "Didn't it say I 'Help' you strip? That means you help too..."

Amelia blinked... Wow.. she'd been half wondering if Zel even knew how to kiss, but it seemed he did. "Oh.. Right! Of course Zelgadis-san." She turned halfway around to show her back. "You need to unhook it here..."

"... Amelia.. I think I got it stuck. Dammit! How am I supposed to do this spell right when I can't even get your clothes off??"

"Well you haven't stripped many girls naked... have you?"

"No... There aren't many girls who'd let someone who looks like *this* get close to them!" Zelgadis sulked.

"I would!" Amelia quickly unhooked the bra and waited for him to take it off her.

Zelgadis blushed, "Uh.. right." He hesitantly reached out and removed the bra, and found himself staring as it came off... Wow!

Amelia was blushing still, "You're supposed to kiss it now. Remember?"

Zelgadis was still staring. "Kiss what?"

"My..." Amelia voice was barely audible, "breast."

"... Right.." Zelgadis bent nervously, yet yearningly and gently kissed her breast. Then he looked up, "Now what?"

"Um... I think you're supposed to do it more than once... And maybe a little more… enthusiastically. And don't forget to caress... Here, I'll show you." She reached out and started caressing Zelgadis's back, like she'd always wanted to do. Oh! Feel all those pebbles! "Like this..." She sighed.

Zelgadis's eyes bugged out at all these suggestions (and sensations! ^_~) ! "You want me to do all that??" He is still desperately trying to come to grips with everything that is happening. "And it doesn't say anything about you caressing me! Eeee!" He jumped as Amelia's hand got down to his bottom.

"I'm only trying to help..."

Zelgadis was finding her hands on his back to be more distracting than helpful... But at the same time they felt pretty good... "I know." He sighed, "this is just... weird... " He put a hand on each of her shoulders and slowly trailed them down her arms and back up again. "Thanks for helping..." He bent down again and kissed her other breast, a little more eagerly.

Amelia kissed Zelgadis on the forehead. "Of course Zelgadis-san. You know I'd do anything to help you. That's what Love is all about!" She moaned as he kissed her breast and arched a little, pressing it forward. "I mean you'd help me too if I needed you."

"I guess so.." he replied a little sheepishly. He then started imitating Amelia and caressing her back. "Mmm.. What next?"

"Well next it was the bellybutton... and then the honeypot. Whatever that is. Maybe if you finish undressing me we can figure it out.....mmmmm.." she moaned as one of Zel's hands moved to her breast while he kissed her bellybutton.

Zelgadis nodded without looking up and slid his hands down to Amelia's pants. He tried not to stare too much at her legs as he uncovered them as he pushed the pants into a pile on the floor which Amelia stepped out of. He stood back up and looked at the panties he uncovered. "Justice??" He stares at the design on the front of little stars and hearts with the word Justice written across the middle.

Amelia blushed, "Yes, Zelgadiss-san..."

Zelgadis shifted slightly, as certain parts of him are more...vocal in their approval of Amelia's panties.

Amelia was embarrassed, "You think they're silly, don't you? Childish..."

"No! No. They're... fine.. They're..." he whispers, "sexy."

"Really, Zelgadis-san?" She blushed.

He gulped and reached for the panties, "I guess I need to take these off too..."

"Yes, Zelgadiss-san..." Amelia was still blushing.

Zelgadis took hold of the panties on either side and nervously pulls them too down.

"Um... I..." she blushed "Not to distract you, but I think you've stopped ... uh.. kissing me while you undress me like you were supposed to..." Amelia doesn't want to add that she was enjoyed Zelgadiss-san's kissing.

Zelgadis blushed and kissed the bit of leg in front of his face as he's pulling off the panties, "Better?" he asked as the panties reach the floor.

Amelia sighed, "Yes..."

"And now that honeypot thing and we STILL don't know what it is!!!"

"Maybe it's..." She blushed and pointed between her legs.

"You want me to kiss you THERE?!?!"

"Well... Not really... But what else could it mean? And...."

"And what?"

Amelia directed 80% of her body's blood to her face, "Well a honey pot should have some liquid right?" she felt a bit faint as she nervously touched it and showed Zel the liquid on her fingers.

Zelgadis stared in shock at the liquid on Amelia's fingers.... Think.... logically... scientifically... safe... he told himself Ok.. it's not urine... that much is plain. But.. He continued staring as some logical thought tried to nag at the back of his mind... 'lubrication?' but then his brain tried to carry this thought forward to WHAT the lubrication is for and it threw a gear and completely stalled.

"Zelgadis-san??" Amelia looked at the liquid on her finger, still a little confused at how much there is. Normally there's only a little if any down there... "Is something wrong?"

"I.... I.... I think you're right."

"About what, Zelgadiss-san?"

"Um... That... But you really want me to kiss it?" He bent down and found himself staring at the region in question.

Amelia blushed "It's what the instructions say you should do..."

Zelgadis gulped again. He had NO idea sex OR this magic spell could be so complex... He bent forward and followed the directions, barely grazing her with his lips. Still he managed to get quite a close view in the process.

Amelia's face heated up as she felt his breath on her followed by a slight tickle. And then she saw him stand up. "Zelgadis-san? Did you actually kiss it? I barely felt that..."

"I ... um... didn't want to be too forward... That IS a sensitive spot isn't it?"

"Zelgadiss-san...you can't be too forward, now..."

Zelgadis blushed "Anyway... What next?" He looked at the manuscript and sweatdropped again as he read "I lay you down tenderly on the 'Altar of Love,' sensuously lean over you and whisper the some lines in your ear...

Amelia blinked, "'Altar of Love?'"

Zelgadis looked around and rests his gaze on the padded table thing where the tome had been laying, "This?"

Amelia felt the padding, "It IS nice and soft.. Alright" she waited for Zelgadis... and notices that he's gone back to staring at her blankly. "Um... I think you need to pick me up now..."

Zelgadis blinked fighting the conflicting urges to throw her down on the table and forget the ridiculous script or to run from this situation which is moving much too fast. "Oh… right." Zelgadis shook his head and told himself 'This is just a spell... a very important spell which I Need to do right! A very ODD spell, but still just a spell.. and I will Not take advantage of Amelia anymore than I need to, to get cured...' He looked at Amelia and tried to calculate the best way to pick her up without touching any more naughty bits than necessary, but got distracted by all the naughty bits he wanted to touch! "I'm sorry Amelia.." He shook his head again to clear it and picked her up carefully setting her down on the bed/table/altar thing.

"Sorry for what?" Amelia asked innocently.

"For taking advantage of you like this! All for my selfish cure" Zelgadis started going into sulk mode.

"Zelgadis...." Amelia replied sternly, "This is MY decision! If I want to help you, don't you dare go telling me I can't! I want you to be happy! And.. " Amelia blushed while Zelgadis just stared at her in shock, "I want to marry you.... You ARE going to marry me when we complete the spell right?" She asked again.

"I... uh.... Well...." Zelgadis stammered.

"You know.. We really should get married first. We could go to town right now and get married and then finish the spell after!"

Zelgadis paled, "Now??? …Um.." He knows somewhere deep down that he really can't get out of this but that won't stop him from putting off the inevitable as long as possible. "We…we've come this far... we should finish and THEN we'll get married."

"Really??" Amelia's eyes lit up at his confirmation of her hopes. She grabbed him, pressing her breasts against his chest causing his eyes to bug out. "I'm so happy!!" Amelia kissed Zelgadis pulling him down onto the bed in the process. They remained like this for some time, during which at least some parts of Zelgadis showed their increasing excitement, until Amelia let him go to catch her breath and he hastily sat up beside her gasping for air.

"I.. We should continue then..." Zelgadis panted and then looked back at the papers. "I think I have some lines.." Zelgadis sighed again as he looked over the fluff he's to read. "You are more radiant than 100 suns. The sight of you heals my soul and cures all my woes. You are all I want and all I need. I....I..." Zelgadis stalled again... Dammit! I have to say all this??

Amelia had rather been enjoying Zelgadis murmuring in her ear. "Is something wrong?" She turned her head to the side to look at him.

Zelgadis sat up somewhat and looked at Amelia, "I'm supposed to look you in the eye now.."

"Okay..."

"I..." Zelgadis stalled again, took a deep breath, and looked at Amelia and suddenly he found the next line a little easier to say. "I love you, Amelia."

Amelia's eyes light up again, "I love you too Zelgadis!!" She threw her arms around him and kissed him enthusiastically causing his eyes to bug out again.

Zelgadis remained in shock for a moment before pulling back and gasping. "Not yet Amelia!! I have to finish my lines and THEN you kiss me!"

Amelia blushed, embarrassed. Zelgadis had sounded so sincere on that last line she'd forgotten they were following a script! "Oh.. I'm sorry, Zelgadis-san."

Zelgadis cleared his throat and nearly choked but forced out the next line, "I pledge to you my eternal love. Let up join in fiery passion that our unending love may unite us and form the most powerful of magics." Zelgadis kept feeling some nagging in the back of his mind that this spell might not be what he thought.. but having Amelia this close and naked made it very hard to think about that much.

Amelia again found herself gazing into Zelgadis' eyes, "That was sooo romantic." She sighed.

"Amelia... that is not your line..." Zelgadis replied stiffly.

Amelia blushed again, "Sorry!" She hoped she hasn't messed up the spell... but then realized they could always try it again if she did... "So what IS my line?" Amelia took the script and read, "I give to you my undying devotion. With this gift of innocence may you be released." Zelgadis blinked hearing waves crashing and other sound effects punctuating Amelia's speech. "I love you with all the fire of justice that's in my heart, all my passion for truth and courage and all things right..."

"Amelia... that's not in the script."

"As I surrender to you my innocence, knowing that you will do the just thing and marry me, that flame burns ever stronger, as does my love for you! I shall..."

Zelgadis stares in amazement as Amelia somehow manages to pull off a Justice like pose even pinned below him on the bed, complete with the sound effects and colored lights. "Amelia!.. Please... Just read the lines like they're written! We have to do this spell right!" Zelgadis considers what will happen if they have to do it over again, and suppresses the urge to let her mess it up.

"I'm sorry Zelgadis!" Amelia blushed and repeated her lines, this time as they were written., and then glanced to see what came next. She cheerfully complied with the directions and kissed Zelgadis, enjoying the moment in spite of her uncertainty about what came next.

Zelgadis was startled from his stern rebuking glare, and suddenly found it very hard to remember why he was feeling annoyed. In fact he was much to busy enjoying the kiss at the moment in spite of his attempts to deny it. It's just part of the spell right? But it can't hurt to enjoy it just a little...

Amelia parted her lips slightly, unknowingly.

Zelgadis seriously hoped he was doing this kiss right. He glanced at the instructions without breaking the kiss 'And he shall intensify this kiss, the kiss of the eternal bond of love's true passion, delving into her sweet moist mouth with his tongue, exploring all the recesses of her mouth' Zelgadis 's eyes bugged out further, but he complied, cautiously sticking his tongue into Amelia's mouth.

Amelia bit down on Zelgadiss-san's tongue in surprise.

Zelgadis jumped as he discovers that his tongue, at least, doesn't seem to be immune to pain! "Owth! It dothent thay anything about chu bithing my tounge!"

"Sorry Zelgadis-san.. You startled me."

Zelgadis sweatdropped and sucked on his poor tongue, "Whadthever. Whadth next?"

Amelia blushed and started to read the next segment of directions, "Well, it looks like you.... um... 'lovingly caress [my] every part, becoming familiar with [my] most intimate places, and memorizing [my] every curve.'

Zelgadis' sweatdrop almost managed to cover up his intensifying blush at this description "Oh, brother. Who wrote this trash? If this spell is supposed to heal me then why do I keep on having to massage you?"

"Actually I thought that line was better than some of the others." Amelia pouted, and decided to paraphrase the rest to avoid comment, "Oh, and we kiss while we do that and I do the same to you." Amelia tentatively put her hands on Zelgasis-san's chest and ran her hands up, and around to his back. "Well Zelgadis-san?"

Zelgadis felt his face heat up as Amelia's hands ran over him, and carefully mimicked her moves. Only he seemed to be having some difficulty keeping his hands from repeatedly moving back to Amelia's front. Amelia, meanwhile, was wondering is she was supposed to memorize the position and shape of every one of Zelgadis's pebbles. But for the sake of Justice she would do it happily! Oh!! There was a pair on his bottom that sortof made a heart shape!

"Zelgadis-san.... Do you think that memorize thing means I have to count all your pebbles?"

Zelgadis sweatdropped, "I believe that was just a figure of speech."

"A figure of speech for what?"

"Well," Zelgadis blushed again, "just for ... paying close attention to how they feel."

"Alright!" Amelia kissed Zelgadis and continued searching his body for pebbles.

Zelgadis was having a harder and harder time remembering that this was just a spell. His hands refused to follow the systematic pattern he'd figured out for 'caressing Amelia's every part' but as they got increasingly animated they managed to cover most of those parts sooner or later. Finally he noticed that Amelia's occasion moans were becoming more frequent and louder (not to mention his own impatience) and decided it was time to move on. "Amelia. .. Amelia?"

"Hmmm?" Amelia had really been enjoying that!

"I think it's time we moved on. What does it say next?"

Amelia read the next segment and a confused expression came over her face, "So it says I have to... um... Mr. Zelgadiss... what does this word mean?"

Zelgadis leaned down to read with her, "Which?"

"That one."

Zelgadis paused and BLUSHED.

"Well?" Amelia asked.

"Uh... well... that's... er... I Don't Know."

"Oh, dear... well, taking... whatever that is... 'between my lips and pleasuring it with my tongue' is part of the spell! Now what do we do?"

Zel blushed, "Well..." he glances nervously down at his 'cute thing' "Um..."

Amelia noticed his glance, "Oh, it's that? Umm... I guess I can do that... but Zelgadis-san?"

"Yes, Amelia?" he blushed too surprised to protest quite yet.

"Isn't that how boys go to the bathroom? I mean, promise you won't... y'know... in my mouth or anything, right?"

Zelgadis blushed "Ok.... um.. hey... You're not actually going to..." <((o(.O))> Zelgadis gasped as Amelia did exactly what he'd never thought she would ever do for real!

Amelia licked the cute thing curiously and then sucked at a few of the pebbles on it wondering what the purpose of this was, and hoping she was doing it right. She paused, "Um, Zelgadis-san? How do I 'pleasure it'?"

" ... You... you were doing just fine"

"Alright then.." Amelia was somewhat puzzled, but went back to playing with it with her mouth. She tried 'taking it between her lips' and sucked at it to try and move it against her tongue when she noticed that is seemed to be swelling up. She let go and looked at it worriedly, ".. Is it supposed to get all stiff and swollen like that?"

Zelgadis fought to regain his composure enough to reply, and said in a very strained voice, " Yes.. but I think that's enough for now.."

"Alright! What's next?"

"We.. kiss again and then we... oh God, Amelia.. are you sure you want to do this??"

"Do what Zelgadis-san? The spell?" Amelia bit back her nervousness and pressed on, "Of course we have to finish it! You want your cure don't you?"

Zelgadis nodded weakly.

"And I want to help you! So we kiss again? That's easy.." Amelia kissed Zelgadis's lips gently as he continued to stare at her stunned, "And then what?" She asked taking the manuscript from him to read. "'And he will take her lips, and ravish them, as he is about to ravish her body. And she will respond to his kiss pressing her whole body against his preparing for him to plunge into her sweet moist center' Um.. Zelgadis-san? You DO know what this is talking about don't you?"

Zelgadis blushed again and nodded.

"Oh good! Then there's nothing to worry about!"

Zelgadis sweatdropped. The knowing how hadn't been what worried him...

"And you can help me figure out my parts, Now I press my whole body against yours... I guess that works best if we line them up." Amelia positioned her body under Zelgadis's and then pulled him downward pressing her breasts against him, and inadvertently pressing her intimate area against his own.

Zelgadis caught his breath as he felt his 'cute thing' pressing against something warm and wet, and he realized just how close he was to his deepest desire. And his cure too!

Amelia continued reading, trying to distract herself from how nice it felt to be touching Zelgadis-san like that, and the strange sensations that were running through her body, "'The lovers will exchange their sacred vows of love and will join their bodies in the deepest bliss, even as the words "I love you." Fall from their lips' I love you Zelgadis-san!"

"I..." What are you waiting for?? The little voice in his head pressed She's ready, she's willing! She's old enough For all her innocence she IS 18 this year.. she's beautiful. This is what you dream of every night. You love her! *I do NOT* the other voice in his head replied  to which the first voice simply said Sure.... and broke out laughing. "I love you, Amelia." And with that he plunged in.

"Oh!!" Amelia gasped feeling something in her tear.

"Amelia? Are you alright? Dammit! I forgot! You're a virgin, and it hurts the first time. I'm sorry.." Zelgadis started to pull out but Amelia grabbed onto him and stopped him.

"Wait! Follow the directions." Biting her lip, she held up the manuscripts again.

Zelgadis wanted to protest, but could think of nothing so he gave in and took the directions. "'He should wait while his partner becomes accustomed to the new feeling. If she was a virgin he will calm her with soothing words, "Don't worry, my darling, the pain will pass and you will be swept away by unending ecstasy." And he will then recite the final verses of the spell, "Let the passion of our love, and the immeasurable joy of our joining grant the needed elements for this most powerful of spells! As our bodies join together so may our souls, and from this energy give new healing and new life!" and their bodies shall move in rhythm until the climax is reached and the spell is completed.'"

Amelia had felt the pain fade away as she listened to the drone of Zelgadis-san's voice, and now her body was urging her onward and she found herself pressing even harder against Zel trying to press him deep enough to get the satisfaction to this unfamiliar need. Several minutes later Zelgadis coughed lightly.

"Amelia? .... this might work better if you loosen your grip on my so I can... um... thrust.." Zelgadis choked again on the last word, and nearly passed out from the effort to control himself and say it.

Amelia let go of him, embarrassed. Zelgadis started to move carefully and Amelia grasped even his arms instead when she felt the sensations of him rubbing inside of her as he pulled out slowly. Luckily, though her grip was even tighter this time, he was still able to move more than when she had gotten hold of his bottom earlier.

(Ame: Ohhh, Zelgadis-san! Your pebbles rub me just the right way!)

"Did it work?" Zelgadis looked at his hands, panting. "DAMMIT!!"

""I guess it didn't work because I added those extra lines... don't worry, Zelgadis-san! We can do it again! Persistance, Zelgadis!! You never get anywhere if you give up! We'll just have to keep trying until we get it right!"

"Well..." He blushed, "We did kind of mess up some parts..." Zelgadis adds silently And I wouldn't mind one bit doing that with you again... and again...

Zelgadis panted, "It STILL didn't work!"

"Well I'll go back into town for some more supplies then... we'll try again! Practice makes Perfect! And we're getting better each time!" Amelia smiled, still hopeful. ^_^v

(Poor Zel. Poor, poor lucky bastard!)

"Look!" Zelgadis pointed, "We did everything exactly like it says and it STILL didn't work! Dammit! Whose idea of a bad joke is this??"

"Um... Zelgadis-san.. What does the title say? I don't think you translated that.."

Zelgadis opens his reference book and flips for a minute, "'Foolproof' ... 'Fertility' .. 'Spell' Fertility spell? It's not a cure?? What a complete waste of time!!! ... wait a second.. Fertility spell??????" Zelgadis gaped.

"Zelgadis-san... I think maybe we'd better go see about getting married now..."

"Fertility Spell?!" He realized he'd been trying to do the spell for over a week now. He falls into his trade mark funk, "Why me?!?!" He rereads the text and suddenly all the poetic language takes on a new meaning, "I'm doomed...."

"DADDY DADDY!!!! I'm MARRIED!!!!" Amelia did a flying leap and hugged her father.

Prince Phil noticed his daughter's belly and thought to himself I'd darn well hope so!' "That's Wonderful Daughter!!! And I'm going to be a grandfather too!!" He squeezed her back, actually being careful not to squeeze her belly too much.

Zelgadis was scared that Phil would kill him. Then Phil hugged him and Zel got scared that he would have to live with Phil in the palace...