WARNING! Do NOT read the following fic if you are looking for good fanfiction! This is the tasteless, perverted and twisted result of a group of very sick people who really need help. There is no graphic sex (so far) but there are all sorts of disgusting hints and lots of bondage.
This fic was written as a group effort on the Xelloss-Filia-Lemon ML, in an impromptu, round robin format. Blame for this fic should be assigned to the following:
CD
Battlejoy
Elf From Space
Hana
Ophelia
Ryo Hoshi
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Xellos couldn't help thinking that Filia looked so darling today. That school girl uniform really did suit her. Especially those cute knee high socks. Of course, no-one really cute and innocent would be doing what she was with her tongue but, oh well. . .
Filia looked up from her oral ministrations, "Please Xelloss...let me be your slave tonight..."
"Oh, but Filia..." Xelloss worked hard to have the right pleading tone. He had found that he often enjoyed it a lot more when Filia took the dominant role. She tended to be quite into making sure he got as much pleasure out of it as she did...
"No. You got to be the slave last night. It's my turn. Filia gave him 'the look' which promised there'd be hell to pay if he continued being difficult. Tempting thought, but he had another idea...
"Alright, but only if you wear your headdress while doing it." Xelloss leered.
"What????"
"Please!"
"No. I am not going to wear my old miko headdress to bed with the enemy of the dragon race. I'm sorry. No."
"Why not?" Xelloss pouted.
"Because it's. . . I don't know. . . *blasphemous*!"
Xelloss thought for a moment, then smirked. "Then, can I..."
"No, Xellos. You can't wear my Miko headdress either!!"
Xelloss resumed pouting. "Just this once? It matches my dress so nicely..."
Filia stared at Xelloss' ensemble of pink bathrobe and pink... bunny slippers? "What exactly compelled you to WEAR that thing anyway? It makes you look like... like... a stick of pink cotton candy!"
^_^ "Sore wa himitsu desu! Wanna lick?"
"...hand me that whip."
"If you won't let me wear the headdress then..." Xelloss starts chaining her up. "Call me Queenie! Lick my Boots!!"
Filia Sweatdropped "Xellos. . . you are really freaking me out."
Xelloss double sweatdropped "Me too."
"Alight! I see how it is!" Filia didn't have to strain too hard to break her bonds. Xelloss had been planning on this all along. "We'll see who is the queen around here!"
The mazoku simply sighed in anticipation as the angry dragon tore off the schoolgirl outfit to reveal the skimpy dominatrix ensemble beneath, and advanced on him wielding a length of her former chain.
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Zelas was lounging happily among her wolves. "Ahh the sounds of torture are so relaxing. Wait a minute? Torture? I haven't ordered any torture today!"
The screams and groans continued to rise from the dungeon, proving that it was not just a pleasant daydream. *whip crack* "Ahhh!!!!"
"That voice sounds very familiar..." Beastmaster set off for her dungeon to find out just what was going on.
"Take that you worthless Namagomi!" *whip* "Feel the wrath of the gods!"
Zelas turned the corner into her main torture chamber to be faced with a most interesting scene. "Xellos?"
"AHH! Juuo-sama!!" Xelloss and Filia look up, startled, from their ...activities...
"Um, Xellos darling. Can you explain what that dragon is doing here in my dungeons? Hmm? Especially when I haven't order you to capture her and since you're the one shackled?" Zelas surveyed the scene taking note of the chains, whips, maces, and various sharp instruments strewn about. And had to suppress a giggle at the sight of Filia wearing some very skimpy bits of leather and metal, which looked especially silly with her expression of utter shock and embarrassment.
Xelloss recovered first and put on cute/innocent smile #27 "Having kinky sex with me?"
Zelas blinked. She was used to her servant's peculiarities, but this went a little beyond the 'normal' level of perversion.
Xelloss noticed his master's expression and continued, "Val's been behaving like a normal human two-year-old...remember that time when a small herd of them shipwrecked on our shores, Zelas-sama?"
Zelas struggled not to wince. That was something she knew she would never forget. "How kind of you to let her take out her stress on you, Xelloss. I think I'll just leave you two alone now..." Zelas returned to her throne room making a mental note not to investigate the next time she heard mysterious noises from the dungeon.
"Xelloss!!! You said we'd be safe here! 'Don't worry Filia-chan. No one will check the dungeon. Torture is so common here no one will think twice.'" *whip* "I can't believe I listened to a baka namagomi!" *whip* "Such an idiot!" *whip* "wait..." Filia paused her ministrations, "You tricked me didn't you?!?"
"Eh?"
"I let myself be caught wearing this ... *thing* and doing nasty things with a namagomi mazoku so you could enjoy my embarrassment!!"
"Well... maybe..."
"THAT'S IT!!!" Filia grabbed her mace, "you're going to PAY!!!" she yelled as she lovingly beat him to a bloody pulp.
"Ah! Ah! Stop! Stop!" ^_^
"What? Did I really hurt you, Xelly-honey?"
"Why did you stop?"
Filia sweatdropped, "...we need a safe word."
"'Mercy' is classic."
Filia did her best not to collapse laughing at the idea of *Xelloss* crying 'Mercy.' She wasn't very successful.
"What's so funny Filia-chan?" Xelloss asked using confused/innocent smile #43.
"Oh, nothing..."
"Well I wish you'd get back to work. You're not being a very good 'Master' tonight" Xelloss pouted.
"Oh yeah? I can have you crying mercy in 2 minutes!"
"I doubt that! You're on!"
". . .Thhheee. . . Sun'll come out- tomorrow!- So you bet your bottom dollar that tomor..."
"MERCY! MERCY! MERCY!"
"Alright, alright. I'll do it the old fashioned way." Filia resumed whipping. The only thing funnier than Xellos begging for mercy is Filia giving it.
"Ahhh... Ahhh... Ahhh... Owww!" Xelloss looked over his shoulder to see Filia surrounded by flames of anger as she snapped the whip. "Eeeepp! You're not still mad at me over the Zelas thing are you?"
"What 'Zelas thing?'" Fillia replied through clenched teeth.
"Mercy, mistress!"
*thinks* "Uhhhhh... no." *continues flogging*
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Finally, after a great deal of begging and whining on the part of a certain mazoku, Filia relented sighing, "Ahhhh... That feels so much better!" ^_^ "Your turn!"
"Okay, Fi-chan. But what the new safety word?"
"How 'bout. . . Namagomi!"
"Insult, Fi-chan? Are you sure you don't want the whip back?"
"I can take anything you can dish out... Namagomi!"
*twitch**twitch**tw-iyatch**sadistic grin* "Bend over..."
"It that the best you can do, Namagomi?!!"
"What? *worried.* Did I hurt you?"
"Oops. Force of habit. Continue. Continue."
"Maybe we need a new safety word?"
"Just continue!!"
Xelloss sweatdropped "Are you sure you don't want the whip?"
"Okay. Please continue master."
"Maybe I won't."
>.< "You really ARE good at torture, aren't you?"Filia pouted. "Oh master. Could you please continue and maybe even bring out your staff?" Filia smiled and nodded eagerly.
"But it's already out."
"Not that one! Your normal fighting weapon, baka!"
"Oh! That one. Well, I don't know. Have you been a good little dragon girl?" Xellos leered.
Filia sweatdropped. "Technically, master, a good dragon girl wouldn't be sleeping with you."
"Hmm. You do have a point there."
" I mean if anyone had said before that a creature of goodness and purity, like myself, would ever consent to be in the presence of a piece of mazoku filth like you, I would have called them crazy!!"
*twitch, twitch* "Maybe master needs to get out the mouth gag for that cute little mouth of yours, hmm?"
"Well, that would defeat the purpose of a safety word. So master would only do it if he was a silly, filthy mazoku." Filia smirked.
>.< *twitch, tiwitch, TWITCH.*
Filia's smug smirk fell when Xelloss whipped out a table and tea set. <Gasp.> "Xellos! You wouldn't!"
"Mmmm. . . boy does this tea taste good."
"Give me a sip!"
"No."
"Please, master?"
"No."
"Namagomi!"
"Hmm? No."
"Mercy?"
"No."
>.< "NAMAGOMI! NAMAGOMI! NAMAGOMI!"
Xelloss looked up at the towering, menacing form of Filia that was about to crush him with a cheesy grin on his face "Well, well. It seems that Fi-chan is in an especially, feisty mood today!"
"Give me the tea, Namagomi!" Filia growled thinking that she must restrain herself. If she crushed Xellos, the teapot might get hurt.
"Oh very well. Here." Xelloss sighed, "I wish you would have let me strip you before transforming. That was such a nice set of restraints. You've already gone through so many. *shrugs* Oh well. I'll go get the dragon sized ones! And the Chocolate Sauce."
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Zelas jumped, startled by her minor minion's arrival. Usually she would yell at him for not knocking before entering her throne room but this time she didn't. He probably did knock but she didn't hear him because of the earplugs that she was using to block out the disturbing noises from her own dungeon that she did not want to think about.
Plus her minion had her nightly, decadent snack.
Zelas always was known for her appreciation of luxury and she had been promised this type of fried pastry with an unpronounceable name, drizzled in chocolate sauce. Zelas licked her lips as her servant picked up the cover to the tray to reveal...
"Applesause. Where's the dessert you promised me?"
"Well" the servant sweated, " Master Xellos kinda asked to borrow some things from the kitchen..."
"What?" Zelas growled.
"He said something about some kind of experiments. Then he took off with the chocolate sauce, whipped cream, cherries, Crisco..." the servant proceeds to read a very long list.
"Great. He ruined my appetite as well."