Beach RP Log 11 01 01 Batchelor Party (Part 2)
By Beach RP


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<Gourry> You're already cold. *Points at her chest.*
*Fatima smiles...
<Gourry> So you want a rootbeer or another type of soda?
<Fatima> A nice chill's good for the spirit...and I think a rootbeer would be nice! ^_^
<Gourry> A nice chill is good for a cold plus I always am a little bit attracted to look at breasts. Which is really rude but it's been hard for me to stop if you don't have a shirt.
<Fatima> But it's flattering to have you looking at my breasts! ^_^
*Fatima moves so that said things jiggle.
*Gourry can't help but stare then tear his eyes off them to stare at his shoes.
*Fatima is grinning like a cat. But what's new *there*?

*Drunk_Zelgadis sits on the floor quite enjoying the sympathy of all these women who seem to understand how hard things are for him.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (The women in fact are just listening politely and admiring how HARD *He* is.. but don't tell him that)
<Scarlett> Poor thing... have some strawberries. *holds one out for him to eat from her fingers*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Amelia likes strawberries too... *he takes the strawberry and looks at it before sucking on it and swallowing it..*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> She has the neatest way of eating them... *happily* I got strawberries for tomorrow night too!
<Scarlett> Oh, well that will be fun, won't it? How does your Amelia eat strawberries?
*Scarlett eats a strawberry... but not like Amelia does.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> No no... Not like that! She sucks on em more.. And then she nibbles.... *blushes looking rather involved in his memory* And then she licks up all the juice..
*Scarlett tries... but just can't do it the way Amelia does.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Still not right... More like this *takes a strawberry and attempts to demonstrate, but doesn't get it quite right, especially as he's drunk*
*Scarlett giggles.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> What? It's supposed to be sexy.. not funny *pouts*
*Scarlett pats him on the head and gives him another strawberry.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> At least when Amelia does it, it is..
<jen> (Xelloss: Well girls, are we GETTING anywhere yet? No? What's that -paychecks? I have NO idea of what you are talking. It is PROS that get paid, dears. >))
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (<Random stripper> Hey.. I'm a stripper not a prostitute/seductress. I'm entertaining the guest like you said. I'm not letting him escape like you said. What's the problem?)
<jen> (<X> who said I didn't hire stripping nymphos?)
<jen> (*is pulling yer leg, elf*)
<Scarlett> Would you like to dance, Stoney?
*Drunk_Zelgadis thinks about it a minute looking up at her from the floor (interesting view)
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Ok.. Amelia likes to dance...
<Scarlett> . o O (Boy... is he ever stuck on this Amelia... and the guy says he doesn't want to get married?)
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (Is definitely more then a little obsessed and single minded at the moment... Amelia this Amelia that.)
*Scarlett puts some techno on the jukebox and starts dancing.
*Drunk_Zelgadis tries to stand a little shakily but seems to be having minor equilibrium problems.
*Drunk_Zelgadis notices the way Scarlett is bouncing with the music and decides to try and get some techno music for later too... and while he's distracted he manages to trip and fall again
<Scarlett> You okay, Stoney?
*Scarlett helps him up.
*Drunk_Zelgadis leans against Scarlett for support and finds himself rather enjoying the contact... but has a little nagging in the back of his mind... This isn't Amelia!
*Gourry goes to the bar and returns with 2 regular rootbeers. Zel was only politely dancing with the half naked girl and nothing is wrong. Gourry can't help noticing that Zel sucks as a dancer but oh well!
*Gourry takes his turn and tosses the knives. (Have to do something else to distract him more, Fatima!!) "This is fun!^^"
<Fatima> Yeah... Want to go back inside for a little, and maybe dance?
*Scarlett gets Zel dancing again... and rubs herself suggestively against him.
<Gourry> Okay. *Follow Fatima, innocently.*
*Scarlett starts taking her bra off.
*Fatima finishes off her root beer, puts the bottle down somewhere safe, and starts dancing with Gourry once they reach the dance floor...
*Gourry gets onto the dance floor and gives Zel a disapproving frown. This guy is getting married in the morning?!
*Fatima dances closely to Gourry, because that's what the particular dance requires.
*Drunk_Zelgadis blinks not quite sure what to do... the nagging voice is getting louder, but the girl is getting more interesting..
*Scarlett takes her bra off, puts it around Zel's neck, and uses it to pull him closer to her.
*Fatima wraps her arms around Gourry's neck, drawing him closer...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> ... wha'rye doin?
<Scarlett> What do you think I'm doing, Stoney?
*Scarlett kisses Zel.
*Gourry blushes unsure of where his hands are supposed to go. Maybe this kind of contact is what the dance calls for. "Are you sure you don't want to put on a shirt?"
*Drunk_Zelgadis blinks
<Fatima> Yes, Gourry...and your arms should go around my waist...
*Gourry hesitantly puts his hands there, blushes and looks up at the ceiling looking very unsure/confused/embarrassed.
*Drunk_Zelgadis trips and lands and steps on Scarlett's foot (OUCH!)
<Scarlett> OW!
*Gourry quickly comes to Scarlett's aid. "Are you okay Miss?"
*Scarlett smiles at him. "Oh, yes, I'm fine. Stoney's just a little heavy."
<Gourry> Are you sure? It looks like it's at least going to bruise. Those heels already look painful enough!
<Scarlett> I'm quite sure. Thank you. ^_^
<Scarlett> Here, Stoney... let me show you the right way to do that step.
*Gourry mutters to himself and continues to dance with Fatima, looking distracted. "Wow. Zel is usually much better coordinated..."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> I'm sorry... I...
<Fatima> Really, Gourry?
*Drunk_Zelgadis looks confused. Something isn't right...
*Drunk_Zelgadis staggers to a chair and sits down to try and regain his balance and figure out what's going on.
*Gourry realizes he was ignoring Fatima. Just that something was nagging at the back of his mind and getting stronger and that usually never happens. "Oh sorry. Yup. Zel is really graceful normally."
<Fatima> Ahhh...
*Drunk_Zelgadis sits confused and absentmindedly drinks the coffee one of the strippers brings him.. coffee always helps him think..
*Fatima slips her arms downwards slowly, so they're around Gourry's waist...
*Drunk_Zelgadis watches Gourry.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Wascha doing Gorry? Lina'll fireball you....
*Gourry is really distracted... no not by Fatima. Something wasn't right... "Wha? What do you mean?"
<Drunk_Zelgadis> If Lina were here you be toasty *grins*
<Random Stripper> Shhh.. Honey.. Who cares what'd Lina'd do if she were here. She's not here is she? *proceeds to start distracting Zel*
*Gourry blushes and looks down to where his hand are. He was always in the habit of letting his hands wander. He knows for a fact that Lina will mind seeing what his hands were in the process of cupping.
<Gourry> (It's like those stress release squishy balls!!)
<Random Stripper> Now weren't you saying something earlier about sex tips? Want me to demonstrate a few?
*Gourry instantly lets go of his handholds and backs away. "Oops! Sorry Miss!! I really didn't mean to do that!!"
*Drunk_Zelgadis blinks
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Well there were a few things in here that confused me....
*Drunk_Zelgadis pulls out the book and starts flipping again..
<Fatima> I didn't mind, Gourry...
*Gourry continues to back away toward Zel. "Maybe I should go sit with my friend..."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Hey Gourry! Wanna help me figgur out wha I shouls do with Melia tomorrow?
*Fatima sighs and goes to find herself another rootbeer...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> This nice lady says she'll help...
*Gourry peeks over. "Whooa! Do girls really like doing that?!!"
<Random Stripper> I dunno.. You two seem to have a pretty good idea what you're doing... Maybe you just need to trade a few techniques. So Blondie.. wanna help me show rocky here how to treat a girl's 'assets'? *she indicates her scantily covered chest* You've got such nice big hands and I see you know how to use em...
*Drunk_Zelgadis looks interested... He never was quite sure what he should be doing with Amelia's breasts
<Gourry> What? No! I can't do that to your... I don't hardly even know you!
<Random Stripper> That's no problem Blondie. That's what we're here for. Didn't ya know that's what this party is for..
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Ok *smiles* And Maybe you can help me figure out the strawberry thing too... wait... You're not gonna help me Gourry? *pouts*
<Gourry> You really want me to feel up her...*blushes* But Zel!
*Drunk_Zelgadis is a little confused too... Maybe this isn't such a good idea...
<Random Stripper> Comeon guys! Don't be shy! *sits on Zel's lap and reaches over to grab Gourry's hands* Now watch closely Pebbles
<Gourry> B-bbbut you really want a strange man grabbing at you?!
<Random Stripper> *to Gourry* Sure I do! That's my job. And it's fun too *wink*
*Gourry think "Well Zel does want to know and they are squishy..." Soon he starts fondling and squeezing them while playing with her nipples.
*Drunk_Zelgadis stares fascinated.... Something about this is definitely not quite right but.. Wow! Look at that squish!
<Random_Stripper> Mmm...that's good... ^_^
*Drunk_Zelgadis reaches out hesitantly for the nearer breast and then stops... mumbles "waitaminute.... not 'Melia...."
*Gourry continues to squish them while massaging the nipples in circles, occasionally barely brushing his thumbs over the tips like Lina likes him to.
<Random_Stripper> Go on ahead, Pebbles... ^_^
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Oooo.. mebbe I shouls write this down.. so I cn member...
<Random_Stripper> You should try it first, Pebbles...
*Gourry removes one hand from girl to grab the notebook and pencil from his pocket. "Here ya go."
*Drunk_Zelgadis takes the notebook and makes some scribbles that, if legible in the morning, will be VERY embarrassing...
*Drunk_Zelgadis blushes... "Is logical..." *shrugs and reaches out to touch her breast..
*Random_Stripper presses forward a bit, so that her breast is more in Pebble's hand.
*Drunk_Zelgadis tries to imitate Gourry but is a little clumsier about it...
*Gourry continues on his random stripper looking up at the ceiling and trying to ignore what his hands are doing and not get any pleasure from it. At least at this one thing, innocent Gourry is an expert and many of the other stripper are getting jealous of the attention the random stripper was getting.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Dammit, this is Hard! Gourry.. how'd you get so good at it?
<Gourry> Lots of practice I guess. GAH!! *Gourry suddenly finds himself surrounded by bare breasted ladies begging for the same service. " Bbbbut I'm getting married tomorrow! I have a girlfriend!!"
<Random_Stripper> That's why you're supposed to have *fun* tonight! ^_^
<Bunny_Girl> Ohhh Gourry is it? Can I go next??
<Drunk_Zelgadis> I dun get it... Whah 'm I doing wrong?
*Drunk_Zelgadis isn't rubbing hard enough in places and too hard in others... And has no clue what to do with the nipple
*Gourry is very confused. "Um, sure, I guess." Bunny girl replaces the other one, who is debating if she wants to fight for her spot back or go take a shower.
<Nekkid_Cowgirl> Just looks to me like you need some more practice Cowboy.. Want me to help?
*Gourry shrugs. "Just take it easy." The Bunny girl throws her head back and is panting. Gourry sweatdrops. "Um, maybe you've had enough. Next?"
*Random_Strippers 2 and 3 walks up behind Zel and Gourry and begin massaging their backs. "It's not fair you two should do all the work... Here, let us help."
<Nekkid_Cowgirl> Hey Blondie, Wanna show Stone Cowboy here how to do this? *She takes one of Zel's hands and begins directing him how to rub...*
*Gourry continues to coach Zel on proper techniques to feel up a girl while feeling up several of the girls in succession. All while seeming innocent, passive, and slightly confused. (I can really picture this.) "Hey! Watch it Zel! They bruise."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Uh... Opps.. Sorry *embarrassed*

<Cindy_Jiggly> *picks up the book and flips to the food sections...* Hey! Who votes we try Jell-o Wrestling next??
<Cindy_Jiggly> *Indicates the shallow pool off to one side, ready to be filled with Jell-O, mud or bubbles, whichever the guest desire*
<Chastity> *Claps her hands happily.* Ooo! Me first. *Takes off her school girl uniform leaving only lacy black undies.*
*Drunk_Zelgadis seems a little disappointed as he was just starting to get the hang of things, but then stares as the waitresses start bringing out pan after pan of Strawberry Jell-O and dumping it in the pool.
<Chastity> *Pouts cutely in thought. * Which flavor? Strawberry or Lemon-Lime?
<Bubble> I hope it's strawberry!

*Gourry looks up at the ceiling trying not somewhat ignore the girl sitting on his lap that he was feeling up and waiting for Zel to drunkenly get the hang of it. The next girl in line informs him that it's her turn.
*Scarlett is next in line to be felt up. "Watch carefully, Stoney."
*Drunk_Zelgadis keeps trying on Nekkid_Cowgirl.. Hmmmmm.. He might be getting a little better..
*Gourry eeps a little when the girl on his lap throws her arms around him and gives him a deep kiss in thanks for his effort and gets up.
*Drunk_Zelgadis makes a few more sloppy notes in Gourry's notebook... If he's lucky he'll be able deny it was him due to the sloppy handwriting
*Scarlett plops herself down in Gourry's lap.
*Drunk_Zelgadis hopes Amelia will appreciate all the effort he's going through on her behalf..
<Gourry> Maybe we should try another position. *Turns Scarlett so he's reaching around her to feel her up from behind.*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Hey!! That's to hard! I'm just learning this one.
<Scarlett> OOoh, you ARE good at this!
<Gourry> Thanks. To think, Lina used to complain when I accidentally felt her up!
*Nekkid_Cowgirl decides she's taken enough abuse from drunk and clumsy Zel and offers her spot to another girl..*
<Scarlett> What a silly girl she must've been!
*Fatima takes Nekkid_Cowgirl's place...
<Fatima> Be gentle, Stoney...
<Gourry> I'm marrying her tomorrow.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Like this? *tries... is getting a little closer after watching Gourry*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (Note.. Zel isn't THAT bad at this by default. The drunkeness isn't helping any.)
<Scarlett> Why would you want to do that if she doesn't appreciate you?
*Drunk_Zelgadis wonders the same thing as Scarlett... Always did think Gourry was a bit nuts.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *blinks* Gourry, do you think Lina is gonna fireball you when you try to have sex with her?
<Fatima> Yes...
*Gourry shrugs. "Hmm... I don't know. I guess like her. And I hope not."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> I know *I'D* never be stupid enough to sleep with her....
<Scarlett> (No, but she'll fireball anybody who walks in. ^^)
<Fatima> ( <Amelia> Yes; if she didn't kill you, *I* would, Zelgadiss-san.)
<Scarlett> Doesn't sound like she likes YOU very much!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> No.. Is ok... We're just frinds. Is not to bad when she fireballs me cept she ruins my clotshs
<Scarlett> (Was talking to Gourry.)
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (Zel's too drunk to notice who she's talking to so it's ok)
<Fatima> Poor you, Stony!
*Fatima sighs, and readjusts Stony's hands.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Am I gettin better?
<Fatima> With some work...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Ohhh.. that feels nice.. Almost as nice as Amelia's...
<Fatima> Really, Stony?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Well.. Not quite. Hers are bigger.. and rounder... And her skin's a little softer..... But you're aren't bad. *smiles like he thinks he's given a compliment*
*Fatima get a burst vein mark on her forehead...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Gourry.. How is your girl? She's got to be bigger than Lina.
<Gourry> (To Scarlett) Well she hasn't been complaining lately when I grope her... in fact it sometime scares me more than her beating me up like before.
<Scarlett> Oh, really? Why's that?
*Drunk_Zelgadis starts getting bored of feeling this girl up.. It's just making him wish she were Amelia more
<Scarlett> I should think you'd be grateful.
*Gourry blushes at Zel's remark. "Well... yes, of course."
<Gourry> (To Scarlett.) Well we actually got to be a couple recently. She didn't want to before.
*Fatima is feeling a bit cross...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Ok... Now what else can we try now. *ignores Fatima and starts flipping through his book again*
<Scarlett> So... she's got small breasts and doesn't like being touched by an expert like you? Why in the world do you want to marry her?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> He's got to marry her now becashe if he didn't she'd Dragun Slabe him.
<Scarlett> Violent, too! Why don't you just run away?
*Fatima sighs...
<Gourry> Because I like being around her. *shrugs.* We've been companions for years.
<Gourry> Why would she Dragon Slave me. I haven't done anything.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> But I thought.. In the hall on the ship?
<Gourry> You interrupted us. Unlike other ppl, Lina and me are actually waiting.
<Scarlett> Have you? How did you meet her?
<Fatima> How'd you meet your Amelia, Stony?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *stops and thinks* Oh yeah! She called me creepy...
<Gourry> I saved her from bandits and called her a little kid.
<Scarlett> Oh, that's romantic.
<Fatima> Creepy? And you liked that?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> 'Melia thought I looked like a bad guy... Thas why I wanted to get cured...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *looks puzzled* But then she said I was cool looking.. *blinks*
<Fatima> She got more mature, Stony. It happens.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> But I'm not cool looking.. I Am creepy looking
*Gourry shrugs. "I guess. Um. Isn't your turn over soon?"
<Fatima> Nah, Stony. You're most definitely cool-looking...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Nuh-uh!
<Fatima> Well...okay... Sexy looking. ^_^
<Scarlett> Nah. Keep it up!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Am not!
<Fatima> Oh, c'mon! She wouldn't be marrying you if she still thought you were creepy-looking, ne?
<Gourry> Okay. *Continues playing with her breasts and increases the pressure with his fingertips.* How's that?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *... I guess not..
<Scarlett> That's LOVELY
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Comeon... Lets' do something else now.. Gourry? What do you want to learn next?
<Gourry> Nothing really. Xellos gives great lessons.
*Drunk_Zelgadis flips through the book some more.....
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Do you think 'Melia likes the same things I do?
<Fatima> She might...what do you like?
<Gourry> She like reading dusty books and stuff too.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> I know!!!! I need to learn how to do a Justice Speech!
*Fatima blinks, confused.
<Fatima> Why would you need to do that, Stony?
<Gourry> She tried to make me learn when we went off by ourselves.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> <to Gourry> She did? Oh can you help me?
*Drunk_Zelgadis tries to stand up knocking Fatima on the floor
<Gourry> Sure. I guess. I'll have to stop the breast rubs though.
<Scarlett> No, don't do that!
<Fatima> Ow! Stony!
*Fatima stands up...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Whaa? I'm sorry *tries to remember... oh yeah.. she WAS on my lap wasn't she?*
<Fatima> So, Stony, what *do* you like?
*Gourry sighs. "Okay! I won't stop! I'll coach you from here. Get someplace high."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> <to Fatima> I tolds yah.. I like when she does the jushtice Speeches.... I wan her to do em naked!
*Gourry sweatdrops. "Zel... I really didn't need to know that."
*Drunk_Zelgadis is oblivious to Gourry's discomfort.
*Fatima shakes her head slightly. Stony and his Amelia must be pretty kinky...
*Drunk_Zelgadis jumps up on the back of his chair and attempts to do some gestures.. and falls flat on his face.
*Fatima sweatdrops...
*Gourry sweatdrops.
<Gourry> (Y'know. I suddenly can imagine a future session where Lina and Gourry go to a family reunion and Lina introduces Gourry to her slutty cousin Scarlett.)
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (*giggle* Scarlett: Oh Gourry! Nice to see you again... Hey... you still doing those special massages?)
<Gourry> (<Scarlett> The gals at the club want you come back to massage us all again. <Lina> What special massages?)
<Gourry> Maybe you learn to give speeches while still on the ground.
*Drunk_Zelgadis pulls himself off the floor...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Owww.. <whiny> That Hurt <pout>
<Drunk_Zelgadis> But the gestures are the cool part..
<Gourry> First she... uh...called upon something... like heaven, or love or justice or combination of them, then gave yourself some titles like defender of something or other...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Wha huh?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> I ..! um.... *stops and thinks....* How did she do that again...
*Drunk_Zelgadis does a spin and Somehow keeps his balance through a miracle of drunkenness and you can almost see the colored lights behind him as he stops pointing at a random one of the strippers.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> In the name of coffee and strawberries, *I*, the evil swordman of goodness demand that you make love to me!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *looks up at Gourry* Was that good?
<Random Stripper> *blinks and sweatdrops* Uh.... Do you mean that? *reaches for her bra-strap* I guess so....
<Drunk_Zelgadis> No, not you! 'Melia. I'm just pracishing...
*Gourry eyes bug out and he sweatdrops. "Um...not the usual justice speech..."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> I should try again? What part needs fixing? *disappointed*
*Gourry pauses and really sweatdrops "I... won't ever listen to a justice speech the same way ever again..."
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Whas wrong?
*Drunk_Zelgadis shrugs and tries to think how to rephrase his speech...
<Gourry> Um... maybe you should leave the justice speeches to Amelia... or at least have her train you... in private?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> But I wanna PrACtISH for tomorrow night!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> <to Scarlett> Can you help me think of a good speech?
<Scarlett> Um... I'm not exactly a defender of Justice, Stoney.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Me neither. I'm an Heartless Sorcerer Swordsman! But I need a good speech.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> 'Melia LIKES speeches..
<Gourry> Why don't you ask Phil? He was the one that taught Amelia.
*Random Stripper thinks these two will be having lots of fun role playing in bed..
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Good idea Gourrry! I'll tell him my speech and ask how to fix it! ^_^
<Gourry> But aren't they supposed to about justice? *Continues back massaging the strippers.*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Now... Where ish he?
*Drunk_Zelgadis looks around the room for Phil and looks ready to escape the door before a few strippers recover from their shock and pull him back in, saving their paycheck.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (What do you think Phil would say to that speech anyway?)
*Gourry quickly picks up Scarlett and sets her down on another chair to stop Zel from confronting his future father-in-law in that state.
<Scarlett> Hey!
<Gourry> Whoa! Whoa! Calm down! Don't do anything rash!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Whas wrong? Oh well.. I can ask later..
<Gourry> Okay. Now... *look frantically around* Go watch the Jello wrestling!!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Jello? Oh yeah. There was some stuff about Jello in here too...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *mumbles* In the name of your Justice Panties... No.....*scratches his head*
<Gourry> The Justice part is good... the panties part... *sweatdrops.*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> So I should tell her to make love to me in the name of Justice? That doesn't seem to work...
<Random Stripper> No, it is somehow inappropriate...
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Yeah, I need something cooler. How about in the name of World Peace *smiles*
<Gourry> Um, does Amelia actually tell you justice speeches before you two... *blush and sweatdrop.*
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *thinks* ..no...... Not yet...
<Gourry> Then why don't you practice... in private, until she starts to.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> But I Wanna practice Nooow! <whines>
<Drunk_Zelgadis> <mumbles> In the name of.. world peace, *I*, the invhincible sorcerer shwordman of might, demand you take off those Justice Panties!
<Gourry> Um... Hey Zel! Don't you want some coffee!?
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Ok. Jusht as soon as I figure out my gestures...
Action: Gourry grabs the arm of one of the strippers. "Quick! Go get me some coffee!"
<Scarlett> Of course, sir.
<Gourry> Hurry and just get it and I'll give you another massage!
*Scarlett gets ordinary coffee... Stoney doesn't need any more alcohol.
*Drunk_Zelgadis climbs up onto the back of another chair and attempts to stand there....
*Drunk_Zelgadis falls off again.
*Scarlett hands Zel the coffee cup. "Here... drink this!"
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Dammit! Levitashion!
*Scarlett then plops herself in Gourry's lap. "You were saying?"
*Drunk_Zelgadis looks at the coffee cup curiously and then drinks it before floating up to the top of the chair back.
*Gourry massages Scarlett and watch as Zel floats to the ceiling and can't get down.
<Scarlett> He doesn't take alcohol very well, does he?
<Gourry> Well he can guzzle coffee all day but I've never seen him drunk.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (Ok, he's had 6 drinks? Knowing Xel I expect it was good proofage)
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (And thinking about it Zel can't take it TOO badly. He drinks wine when he's not drinking the mysterious might be coffee might be tea beverage)
*Drunk_Zelgadis bumps his head into the ceiling and looks up in annoyance.... tries to push off gently and finds that his hair is embedded....
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (Anyone else ever wonder how Zel's hair gets stuck in tables and then blows in the wind in the next scene?)
*Gourry stares at Zel. "Wow. He's really stuck up there. That ceiling is really high. How are we going to get him down?"
<Scarlett> Who knows? Keep massaging.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> DAMMIT! *pushes against the ceiling and eventually sends himself flying into one of the food tables back on the floor
*Gourry continues and blinks and sweatdrops.
*Drunk_Zelgadis sits in the wreckage of the food table and notices a strawberry... He picks it up and eats is, closing his eyes and thinking about Amelia...
<Gourry> Um Miss? Can I stop rubbing your breasts now?
<Scarlett> No. ^_^
*Gourry sweatdrops at Scarlett's big grin. "Hey Zel? What are you doing to that poor fruit?"
*Drunk_Zelgadis looks at the cucumber and gets an idea... Uses toothpicks to spear several strawberries and stick them onto the end of the cucumber.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *holds up his scepter* Isn't it cool?
*Drunk_Zelgadis stands..
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Levitation!
*Gourry pauses and blinks and sweatdrops.
*Drunk_Zelgadis starts floating towards the ceiling again, and then shakes his finger at it.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Nuh Uh! I know you wanna play too but you can't! *redirects himself away from the ceiling and to the top of a chair back*
<Gourry> Should we get him down off the chair... He seems happy...
*Drunk_Zelgadis starts practicing his poses and gestures and is actually floating just above the chair back.. but who cares about such minor details... The spell is the only reason he's not falling.
<Scarlett> Ah, leave him there. He looks like he's having a good time.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> In the name of Strawberry Underwear... no... um... World Pieces... no... Coffee Justice.. *scratches his head*
<Gourry> How 'bout saying that heaven sent you. *Sweatdrops at the look Scarlett gives him* Well Amelia seems to like that phrase!!
<Scarlett> I think heaven sent YOU, pretty boy! *hugs him*
*Gourry sweatdrops and blushes. "Um... you really can let go me now... and NOT touch that!!"
*Scarlett gives Gourry a kiss.
*Gourry starts to feel really uncomfortable and scared at Scarlett cuddling on him.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> *looks up* Heaven sent me? Ok..
<Gourry> Maybe something about vanquishing.
<Drunk_Zelgadis> Vanquishing> Ok! Thanks Gourry! You're a big help.... *mumbles* I am here to vanquish your evil justice panties...
<Gourry> EEP! Please stop! I've already got a girlfriend!!
<Scarlett> I know... but you're not married to her yet!
<Drunk_Zelgadis> No no. HEaven sent me to vanquish your evil Justice Panties!
<Gourry> But I'll be married to her tomorrow and she's SCARY!!
<Scarlett> Then why are you marrying her?
*Gourry scratches his head. "I don't know. Because I love her?"
<Scarlett> That's sweet. *another kiss*
*Gourry sweatdrops. "Do you normally kiss a guy when he confesses his love for another woman?"
<Scarlett> Why not? You're still cute.
<Zelgadis> That sexy top you are wearing is EVIL and MUST be defeated! I, the heartless swordsman of Justice have been sent from heaven to vanquish that Justice Bra! In the name of Love Truth and sex repent your evil ways, remove it and make passionate love to me right now!

<Drunk_Zelgadis> (Ya know... I hope Xel had a video tape and not just a camera recording all this)
<Drunk_Zelgadis> (LOL!!!! Who thinks Xel should give copies of this tape to both Lina and Amelia for their wedding presents (among other things)

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