(Setting: Night before the double wedding of Zel/Ame, Lina/Gourry.  Lina and Gourry have just eaten some perverted Jell-O and Zel is doing a bit of research for the wedding night, while trying to hide from those who want to force him to go to his bachelor party)

* Gourry-Statue is at the chocolate shop getting the final touches and being prepared for delivery
* Filia finishes up placing the cute lil teddy bear pinata, then smiles. Now she just had to wait for the waiters! ^_^
* Gourry-Statue sees Martina bounce in and attach a note to itself... Now where in the world can she tie that note?
* Gourry-Statue watches Matina drop the fig leaf note over its favorite spot. how tragic! that was the most artfully done bit too!
<Gourry> (It'll be taken off. Don't worry.)
* Gourry-Statue is glad that Martina at least didn't try to take a bite off it...


* Lina finishes up her jello.
* Gourry shovels the last bit of jello on his plate. "Done! Boy, that was good jello, Lina."
* Amelia finally shakes off her daze and walks back into the kitchen...
* Lina looks at the floor and makes a face... whatta mess.
<Lina> (All that good jello, wasted!)
*Jello sulks on the floor..
<Amelia> Hello Gourry-san, Lina-san...
<Lina> Hi, there, Amelia.
<Amelia> Lina-san, do you know where the bachelorettes' party is being held?
<Lina> I thought Filia was having it here.
<Amelia> Yes, so did I...but Filia-san's not here...
<Gourry> So should I be going soon?
<Lina> Huh. I wonder where she went.
* Lina gets up... and slips on the jello!
*Jello squishes sexily between Lina's toes!
* Amelia eeps.
* Lina falls on her butt... in the process knocking a pitcher of cold water off the counter and spilling it all down her front.
* Gourry reaches out to catch her but only catches the strap to her top which tears off.
<Lina> AIP!
* Amelia watches...and wonders what to say...
* Lina snatches her strap back from Gourry.
<Lina> Gimme that!
<Gourry> Are you alr-... EEP!
<Amelia> Ummm...Lina-san, do you want me to fetch you another shirt...?
<Lina> Yeah... that'd be nice.
* Gourry gets a good look at one breast, the torn fabric having flopped down revealing it. And ALL of her shirt was not see through and it was cold water...
* Lina gets up and tries to wring some of the water out of the one she's wearing, without taking it off. Pulling at it this way makes one nipple visible.
* Lina glances at Gourry and edges away, just in case he goes nuts again...
* Amelia runs off to find Lina-san a new shirt...
* Gourry freezes and stares but doesn't move for fear that he'll do something more. Still he doesn't look away.
<Lina> What are you STARING at?
* Amelia grabs the first of Lina-san's shirts she can get and dashes back to the kitchen.
<Gourry> (Oh you KNOW what he's staring at.)
<Amelia> Lina-san! I have a shirt for you!
<Lina> Thanks.
* Lina turns her back and changes shirts.
* Gourry grabs her from behind, turns her around and starts to kiss her, holding her with one arm. The other quickly throw everything off the table.
* Lina gives Gourry a good solid clobbering.
* Amelia watches Lina-san and Gourry-san, wondering if Gourry-san really cares that she's there...
<Gourry> (So Gourry's going to get drunk under a painkilling spell and a concussion. Fun!)
<Lina> Get OFF me, you jerk!
* Gourry gets up groggily and looks around. He blushes a little when he realizes Amelia was in the room the whole time. He had forgotten.
<Lina> Would you CUT THAT OUT already?!
* Amelia is speechless...
<Gourry> Sorry Lina! *blushes and clears his throat.* And you too, Amelia. sorry you had to see that.
* Lina hmphs and starts to leave... but still has jello on her foot.
<Amelia> Aa...okay, Gourry-san...
* Amelia realizes that she should blush...
* Gourry catches Lina when she falls back. "Gotcha!"
<Lina> Don't TOUCH me!
* Gourry rubs the slap imprint on his face and backs away. "Sorry Lina."
* Lina tries again to stomp out... almost slips... catches herself... finishes stomping out.
* Amelia is amazed that Lina-san only slapped Gourry-san...
* Gourry is amazed Lina only slapped him.
<Gourry> (To Ame.) I ... um... should go look for Zel! Do you know where he went off to?
<Amelia> No, I don't, Gourry-san...
* Gourry wanders off to find Zel.

* Zelgadis is reads the interesting section on uses for Strawberries and blushes.... Maybe he should go back to staring moodily before he's tempted to go find Amelia...
* Zelgadis sits on the cliff at the justice temple. He had been staring moodily at the sea enjoying the melancholic atmosphere, but he finally gave up and started reading his 'interesting book'...
* Zelgadis flips through the book thinking it should have a section explaining how to Wait to do all these things!
* Zelgadis gets distracted by the Astral Vine section in the book..
* Zelgadis glances around nervously hoping no one will catch him here, before going back to the section in the book talking about games for the hot tub.
* Fem-Xel walks by the rocky beach towards the spot where Zelgadiss is hiding whistling a merry tune, swinging the baton back and forth by her side. Xelloss is still clad in police gear (pants, belt, cap, open shirt to belly-button) and sandal-style high stiletto heels.
* Zelgadis sits on a rock near the cliff edge completely oblivious to everything but wondering if he can get Amelia to do a justice speech naked in the hottub...
* Fem-Xel walks up behind Zel and leans down to read over his shoulder.. silently.
* Fem-Xel tilts her head to the side. Xel grins. "The groom is reading his homework I see.."
* Zelgadis jumps.
<Zelgadis> GAhhh! *drops the book on the ground*
* Fem-Xel stands back and smiles.
<Zelgadis> Stop DOING that!!!
* Zelgadis nervously bends down and picks up the book and stuffs it back in his pocket
<Zelgadis> Hey... *does a double take*
* Zelgadis stares at fem-Xel
<Zelgadis> You're not Xelloss.. You're that ... cop.... from earlier...
* Zelgadis tries not to stare too much at the open shirt, but at the moment a big busted policewoman is a little close to comfort to his interrupted fantasies about Amelia
* Zelgadis blushes and looks away..
* Fem-Xel grins.
<Zelgadis> What do you want?
* Zelgadis has a nagging feeling in his mind that this cop looks a little too much like Xelloss but squashes the disturbing thought
* Gourry asks a random and convenient NPC if they saw a brooding blue guy. The NPC points out the dramatic cliffs.
* Gourry approaches Zel and Xel and waves, grinning.
* Fem-Xel raises a brow as Zel seems to not recognize her as Xelloss. Xel then turns as Gourry approaches and grins back.
* Fem-Xel gives a little salute to Gourry.
* Zelgadis waves an unenthusiastic Hi to Gourry.. dammit! Can't escape the party now
* Fem-Xel picks away some imaginary dust from her cleavage.
<Gourry> Hey Zel! Xellos!
<Gourry> Whoa! Are those things real?! Can I touch them?
* Fem-Xel grins. Leave it to Gourry.
* Fem-Xel blinks, then laughs out loud.
<Zelgadis> Hi Gourry... Xelloss? Where?
<Gourry> Is that a yes?
* Zelgadis looks at fem-Xel with a sinking feeling
* Fem-Xel wipes away a laugh tear "Yea.. SURE, why not, Gourry-san.. Heheh!"
<Zelgadis> <to FX> You're not...???
<Fem-Xel> *to Zel*... to president of US of A, no.
* Gourry reaches out and fondles them. "Wow! They feel like a regular girl's! You even got nipples! Hey Zel! You've got to feel these things!"
<Zelgadis> *sweatdrops* Never mind. Please don't tell me. I really don't want to know...
* Zelgadis gapes at Gourry and Xel...
* Fem-Xel sweatdrops and giggles at Gourry's antics.
* Zelgadis looks for a way to escape and sees the sheer cliffs behind himself...
<Fem-Xel> Ne, of course I have nipples! *takes already open shirt and proves it visually (aka flashes them)*
* Zelgadis wonders how much that fall onto those pointy rocks would hurt right now. Probably wouldn't kill him..
* Fem-Xel then 'closes' shirt again.
<Gourry> Wow! This is one of the fullest pair I felt up in a long time! Well besides...*Stops and blushes and sweatdrops.*
<Fem-Xel> Anytime, gourry-san... ^^;;
<Zelgadis> (Does Xel take after her/his mother?)
<Fem-Xel> ANYway.... *turns to grab Zel by his collar and hurl him away from the edge.*
<Zelgadis> Gahh!
<Zelgadis> Don't touch me!
<Zelgadis> Whatever you are
<Fem-Xel> Aw, Zelly-boi is all tense and cranky -how unusual..
<Fem-Xel> ..and I am ME; thank you. *big cheesy grin*
<Gourry> Nope. Zel is usually cranky and tense.
<Fem-Xel> NOW boys, you are hereby under arrest by the party-police, you have the right to TRY and escape!
* Zelgadis sulks, but knows better than to try to escape
* Fem-Xel locks both guys in a headlock with a wide grin. "Let's P-A-Arty, bois! This last night of your freedom!" >)p
* Zelgadis blushes noticing where this headlock has put his head and tries to squirm free.
<Zelgadis> Wait! I don't want to go!
<Fem-Xel> OF COURSE you want to go!
<Zelgadis> I'm just fine right here.
<Zelgadis> And can you PLEASE not put your... thing that close to my face?
<Fem-Xel> What's wrong with my THINGS, hm?
<Zelgadis> They're not natural! And even if they were I wouldn't want them in my Face!
* Gourry . still in the head lock. "They are pretty nice things."
<Fem-Xel> Why thank you, Gourry-san! *looses grip on Zel for a nano-second and bobs him on the head*
* Zelgadis glowers, sulks and makes faces at the large mass of flesh that is still far to close to his face
* Fem-Xel grins wide and says "Anyway then, Gentlemen, shall we begin?"
<Lina> (<Z> Not you. Women aren't allowed at bachelor parties!)
<Lina> (<X> Only if they're stripping, Zelgadiss, dear!)
<Lina> (<Z> NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!)
<Gourry> Okay. Where are we going?
<Zelgadis> No.
<Zelgadis> You can't go to a bachelors party anyway like this!
<Gourry> Why can't he?
<Zelgadis> Cause it's a SHE!
<Gourry> No not really. Aren't monster shape changers? Lina said so.
<Zelgadis> ...
<Fem-Xel> (<X> Yeah! Wanan se my Michael Jackson imitation?)
<Fem-Xel> (<X> Or betetr Yet, -Madonna 'Like a Virgin!')
<Zelgadis> That's not the point. *brightens slightly* What will Filia think when she sees this?
<Gourry> So if there is a problem Xellos can change.
<Gourry> Filia's going to be there?
<Zelgadis> No, but I'll be sure to tell her ALL about it if she wants. She hasn't seen you ike this has she Xel? <smirks>
<Fem-Xel> Nope.
* Fem-Xel looks down at Zel merrily. "Who knows? Maybe she can be talked into some Hot Lesbian Sex(tm)?"
<Amelia> ( <Filia> Hmmm...only if you agree to let me tie you up while you're in your male form for some fun, Xelloss... )
* Zelgadis blanches and facefaults as much as he can in a headlock
* Fem-Xel ^__^
<Gourry> Is she going to be serving the stripper? (NOTE: According to Gourry, strippers are a food stuff.)
<Fem-Xel> Nope.
<Zelgadis> ... <sweatdrop>
<Fem-Xel> But, boys, boys! WHY are we standing here talking, ey?
<Zelgadis> Yes, why are are. Can I leave yet?
* Fem-Xel grins wide, ignores both silly bois, and decides it is time for action. "On to adventure!" Xel teleports them away.
<Gourry> You did say you were going to bring stripper. They are going to be there, aren't they? I really can't wait to taste them.
* Zelgadis chokes
* Zelgadis takes some small comfort in the breast in his face having disappeared
<Gourry> Hey what's wrong, Zel? Don't you want to try them?
<Zelgadis> No!
<Gourry> No? Why not?
* Gourry looks around the spot Xel teleported them to. "Are we there yet?"
* Zelgadis cautiously looks around ….
* Xelloss reappears, holding the soon-to-be-grooms by headlock still by headlock and now back to his regular male self (still open shirt but no stiletto heels). The trio stands in the opening to a large pub-like room; the liths are dim, the tables are stacked of food and drinks of all sorts (but just the MANLY types, of course). Behidn the bar is a woman dressed in a bunny-girl getup, but otherwise the place is empty..
* Zelgadis blinks. This isn't as bad as he expected.
<Gourry> Is it somekind of dinner theatre?
<Gourry> Who's going to sit in those chairs?
* Xelloss releases the bois, pushes them into the honor seats and shouts, "LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" As on que wild sexy party music floods the place, two bunny-gals serves them food and drinks and the stage explodes in lights and opens to reveal a nice set of exotic and challenging ladies ready to give one helluva performance.
<Gourry> Hey Xellos? Where are the stripper? Or is that for dessert?
| ..A big spotlight highlight the honor-table in the middle that has two large chais by it and is situated just by the end of the little catwalk tot he scene. A second spotlight is on the little stage.
* Zelgadis sweatdrops.
<Zelgadis> Gourry... I do believe THOSE are the strippers <points and tries to avert his eyes>
* Gourry motions the waitress forward. "Um, Miss? Can I get a soda? I'm not a big drinker."
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo waves slowly with a little wink to the boys. Wears about as little as possible, with bangles! ^_^ (*is bad at this so far...sweatdrop*) Grins at the man averting his eyes...he would be F-u-N!
* Xelloss puts a hand on Gourry's shoulder and points over the otehr towards the stage just ebfore them. "THAT is a stripepr, Gourry-kun. You can taste them, if not eat them.."
<Gourry> Huh? You can't taste or eat someone?!
* Lady_of_the_Fans is holding two enormous and strategically placed feather fans... it's tough to see if she's got anything on underneath.
* Xelloss grins and hoots "Go get 'em girls!" and retreat to sit on the bar, drinking martini and wolfwhistling now and then.
* Zelgadis sinks down in his chair... I'm not here I'm not here...
* Xelloss signs to the girl behind the boy's back 'And DON't let the blue one get away!'
* Zelgadis blushes.
* Gourry is very confused but decides to eat and watch the show. "Waitress? Miss Bunny? Can I have a soda?"
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo GRINS sweetly as she steps down, seeming to have her eyes set on Zel. Places herself on his lap and tickles his chin...she wasn't Coochi Coochi girl for nuthin! ~_^
* Zelgadis blushes more..
* Lady_of_the_Fans comes out and starts dancing... always keeping those fans in just the right spot so you can't see anything interesting.
<Zelgadis> Eheh... there's a chair right here if you need one <points>
* Gourry get up and goes to the bar. "Bartender? Can I have a rootbeer?"
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo s-l-o-w-l-y removes a bangle and grins "Now why would I want to do that when it's so...comfy right here, hmm?" Settles more comfortably (and awkwardly for Zel)
* Fatima_the_bellydancer wanders in, wearing very little in the way of clothes, and that tight, and wanders over to the blue guy, who looks interesting....
<Zelgadis> If you don't mine I think I'll go get a coffee... <tries to get out from under the girl
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Oh, you needn't do *that*...
* Fatima_the_bellydancer smiles, cat-like.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> I can fetch you some coffee easily...
* Zelgadis glares at the girl who is foiling his escape.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo removes another bangle "And I'll gladly keep you company hun.."
<Xelloss> (no coffee, unless Irish coffee with extra liqueur)
* Gourry gets his rootbeer and returns to his seat and eats.
* Lady_of_the_Fans comes up to Gourry. "Root beer? Big guy, I think you're gonna need something a bit stronger than that!"
<Gourry> But I like rootbeer?
* Zelgadis squirms and tries to get out from under the girl.
<Zelgadis> Really, this is a mistake. You guys don't need to do this.
<Gourry> Hey Zel? Why is that girl on your lap? Won't Amelia be mad at you when she finds out?
* Fatima_the_bellydancer saunters off and fetches a cup of coffee -- Irish coffee, with extra liquor in it...
* Fatima_the_bellydancer returns and holds the mug out.
* Zelgadis winces at the thought of a jealous Amelia. Another good reason to escape.
<Zelgadis> Gourry, can you help me then? Please?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo tickles Zel gently (and low *cough*) "Of course we do hun..."
<Zelgadis> <increasingly nervous> Can you at least stop so I can drink my coffee? <takes the mug>
* Gourry gets up and goes over. "Excuse me Miss? You can't sit on Zel's lap. He has a girlfriend."
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Of course hun...drink all you like...^.^
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo looks at Gourry "You feelin lonely hun?"
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Is that it...? ^.^
* Fatima_the_bellydancer wraps her arms around Gourry's chest...
<Zelgadis> Yes, I have a Fiancee! I'm getting married tomorrow.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> We'll keep you company... ^_^
<Gourry> Hey wait! I've got a girlfriend too!!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> But isn't this all the point of a bachelor party hun...? One last night of freedom..*tickle*
* Fatima_the_bellydancer has an ever-present catlike smile...
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Oh, but you can have a little fun, ne?
* Zelgadis chokes on his 'coffee'
<Gourry> Yes I can have fun. But I can't have you hanging on me! Lina will get mad!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> You look tense hun...want a backrub...?
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> But she isn't here, and she won't find out...
* Zelgadis looks very nervous t the thought of losing his freedom... but the strippers aren't helping that one bit
<Gourry> Listen! I'm happy with my girlfriend even if she has small breasts.
<Zelgadis> No! Not that. I'm fine, really
* Zelgadis sweatdrops at Gourry
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo traces circles on his stoney chest with a sly grin "Hmm....you're a hard guy, you know that?" Wink.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Oh, c'mon...have a little fun...
* Zelgadis gulps... he's still a little more than 'hard' after all that informative reading...
<Zelgadis> No. I am not. I mean...
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo takes off another bangle with a grin...she'll run out of these pretty soon "But you feel hard to me hun..~_^"
* Zelgadis tries to look away and notices that there are a disturbing number of strippers closing in from all directions
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo moves so her bust is nearly in Zel's face with a grin.
* Fatima_the_bellydancer somehow has managed to get her top loose...
* Fatima_the_bellydancer rub against her target's back, to make sure he's aware of that, too.
* Zelgadis leans back in the chair to get away from the breast, and looks to the side.. only to see another pair of breasts.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo removes another bangle with a grin.
* Zelgadis closes his eyes and leans further back away from the girl
* Zelgadis leans a little too far back...... and the chair falls over.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo ends up right on top of Zel, breasts pressed right against his face.
<Zelgadis> Gaaahhh! <tries to breath>
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo grins "Eager to get on the floor so soon hun?"
<Gourry> EEP! Put your shirt back on!!
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Awww...but I like it off... ^_^
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo sits up, still sitting on Zel...goes to remove a bangle only to find she's out. "Oh dear..I'm all out of bangles...well then..." S-l-o-w-l-y removes her already skimpy top.
<Gourry> But could you stop rubbing yourself against me?
<random stripper> Yeah, it's so HOT in here! *takes off her top and adds it to the pile with Zel at the bottom*
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> I like rubbing against you!
<Zelgadis> No..! Don't do that!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> It is, isn't it...? ^.^ QUITE hot in here...
* Zelgadis feels something fall on his hair and picks it up, only to toss the skimpy top aside hurriedly
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo leans over, grins "Soo...what to do next...?"
<Zelgadis> Can you please let me get up?
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Hmmm....what will you do then hun...?
<Gourry> But you hardly even know me? *Turns around and returns to his chair and chicken wings and rootbeer.*
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> I'll help you 'get up' if you want...*wink*
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> So let's get to know each other better?
* Gourry thinks that's a reasonable idea and offers his hand. "Hi. I'm Gourry."
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> I'm called Fatima...
* Fatima_the_bellydancer caresses Gourry's chest...
* Gourry decides to concentrate on his food and not on the girl hanging on him. "I'm going to eat now."
<Zelgadis> How much did Xelloss pay you? I can pay you if you stop!
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Oh? What would you like to eat...?
* Fatima_the_bellydancer 's smile gets (more) suggestive...
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo grins "I do so enjoy my work..." Thinks, rubs his chest and shoulders a bit "You are tense...if I do let you up, you'll have to let me give you a massage...I'm told I'm quite good..."
* Zelgadis debates laying there with her on his chest and sitting up and having a slight chance to run and decides it can't hurt even if she DOES try the massage.
|Little does Zel know but Xellos swiped Amelia's money from Zel's pants and returned it to Amelia. He replaced it with a wad of cash, enough to have fun sticking them in G-strings but not enough to pay them off.
<Zelgadis> Whatever. Just get off of me please.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Alright...*sly grin as she gets up* Now, sit up...
* Gourry brightens as his favorite conversation subject comes up. "Oh I like to eat all sorts of things!"
* Zelgadis sits up and starts to climb back into his chair.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Really?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo grins as she starts massaging his back. Rock hard all over AND tense...hmm...quite fun...
<Gourry> Yup! All sorts of things! Do you?
* Zelgadis sighs in resignation and lets the girl massage his back..
* Zelgadis is happy that, for the moment at least, there's no girl in his front.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo keeps up her praised massaging happily...close enough as a massaging type person can get anyway. ^^;
* Zelgadis has to admit the back massage Does feel pretty good. As long as she behaves herself and those hands don't try anything more.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Would you like some more coffee..? *grin*
<Zelgadis> Yes, please.
* Lady_of_the_Fans does another dance... turns out she DOES have something on under them fans... really lacy, really revealing cherry-red lingerie
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo motions to another stripper who quickly goes and comes back with a nice big mug of it, handing it to Zel with a grin...THIS one is wearing...a garter. That's it. She then trots off.
* Zelgadis notices the red lingerie against his will and averts his eyes again....
* Zelgadis looks toward the door, calculates the number of strippers he would have to get through to get there...
* Lady_of_the_Fans folds up her fans with a snap and comes to sit on Zel's table. "Hi, there. You're a peculiar looking fellow."
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> He's a hard fellow too..*smirks as she continues the massage*
<Zelgadis> ...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Ooo... can I feel?
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> ^_^ Sure!
* Lady_of_the_Fans reaches out to rub Zel's shoulders.
<Zelgadis> Do you have a problem with it?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo cooes "I rather like it.."
<Lady_of_the_Fans> He IS! I guess it's like they say... a hard man is good to find!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Of course!
<Zelgadis> *sweatdrops* ...
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Well...I like bananas...and strawberries......and jello... ^_^
* Gourry nods conversationally, continuing to eat, and trying to focus looking on the girl's face and not her chest.
<Zelgadis> Look... I don't care what Xelloss told you, I'm not interested! I'm getting married tomorrow!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Oh, we know THAT, honey! That's why WE have to have our fun TONIGHT!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Hai!
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo increases the pace of the backrub..
* Fatima_the_bellydancer shakes her shoulders slightly, so that her top will slip off more and stop covering what they're supposed to cover.
* Lady_of_the_Fans moves from the table into Zel's lap
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Try to loosen up hun...
* Zelgadis gulps.
<Zelgadis> I don't Want to loosen up.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Why not?
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Why not...? Isn't that part of the point of a massage, hmmm? ^_^
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I'll bet it would do you some good!
* Zelgadis squirms in his chair more trying to keep the Fan girl away from his interesting bits without knocking the chair over again
* Gourry gaze was always somewhat attracted to motion so he naturally looked at the things jiggling. Then he blushes and focuses back onto his buffalo wings.
* Fatima_the_bellydancer finds an ice pop from somewhere and licks & sucks on it skillfully / suggestively...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> C'mon... let me help you loosen up. *undoes the top button of Zel's shirt*
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Actually...if you took your shirt off hard man, this massage might be more relaxing...
* Gourry pauses and gulps when he sees what she's doing to that ice pop.
<Zelgadis> Don't touch that!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Why not? Nervous?
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> But hard boy, if you took that ONE little shirt off, this would be much more effective....
<Zelgadis> You don't want to see my freakish body anyway. Don't you have anything better to do?
<Choohi_Choohi_Girl_Charo> I think it's rather sexy...*grin*
<Gourry> (<Z> Um... go sick Gourry! He's still a virgin!!)
* Lady_of_the_Fans rubs the little row of stones under Zel's eye. "You got these all over, Rocky?
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> ( <Zelgadiss> ::wonders why women keep finding him sexy:: )
<Choohi_Choohi_Girl_Charo> (Charo: Cuz you are hard boy! ^.^)
<IMP> ( Let's take off Zel's clothes and play 'Connect the Dots'!!! )
*Gourry concentrates on his buffalo wings and rootbeer. Then he concerntrates on some sandwiches.
* Gourry pauses mid-bite to look at the new female jiggling his way.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo unbuttons Zel's shirt a bit more (leaning from behind for a moment ^^;) "You're not freakish hun...sexy yes...but..." Grins "Besides, it'll help the massage if you take your shirt off..."
* Zelgadis blushes DEEPly
<Lady_of_the_Fans> It'd be a strange world, sweetheart, if we were all alike!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita kneels down next to Gourry and flutters her eyelashes. "Can I... play with your sword?"
* Zelgadis pulls Fan Lady's hand away from his face.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Of course...*nuzzles his ear briefly* You're unique...but not a freak...
<Zelgadis> Stop that...
* Gourry raises an eyebrow slightly confused. "I left my sword at home."
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Is it such a crime to be curious? *pouts cutely*
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita winks. "That's not what I meant."
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Ooo...you any good with your sword, Gourry?
<Gourry> Well I am the last swordman of Light.
* Lady_of_the_Fans starts running her hand over the ones around Zel's jaw... then starts running her tongue over them.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> I'm pretty handy when it comes to swords. *grin*
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo wraps her arms around to undo one other button...gives a purr like noise. (^_^;)
<Gourry> Oh you are? Which one do you prefer? Short, long, gray, bastard... *name sword types.*
* Lady_of_the_Fans licks Zel's ear all the way to its sexy pointed tip.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita grin turns predatory. "Oh, I like them all."
* Fatima_the_bellydancer giggles.
* Zelgadis <((O(O))>
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita spots Zel's sword.
<Zelgadis> <panicked> What are you doing??
<Lady_of_the_Fans> You know... I once swallowed a stone when I was little... I've always liked the way it tastes.
<Gourry> Wow. You're really versatile. Me, I liked my old sword. But I am getting used to my new one.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo claims the other ear to nuzzle again briefly, finishes unbuttoning his shirt.. attempts to slide it down a bit "A relaxing massage of the ears if her case...with her tongue.."
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita attempts not to choke.
<Zelgadis> Wait.. I can't do this!
* Lady_of_the_Fans starts stroking Zel's hair... winds a strand of it around her finger to see if it'll hold the shape (It does for a bit and then slowly returns to it's normal arrangement)
* Gourry innocently drinks his rootbeer and eat a sandwich.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Sure you can, Stoney.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Can't do a massage?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita crawls over toward Zel.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> But I'M the one giving the massage silly..^.^
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita flutters her eyelashes, placing a hand on Zelgadiss' sword. (his metal one, not the other one)
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> My I... Borrow this?
* Fatima_the_bellydancer decides to just flirt and watch the others have fun with the stone guy...Gourry's too innocent to have much fun with sober...
* Zelgadis turns to the new distraction
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> (She is wearing Not much. It's all red and silver. )
<Gourry> Hey Miss? Could you get me another rootbeer?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo somehow gets the shirt off, keeps massaging "There...MUCH better!"
<Zelgadis> What for?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita winks. "You'll see."
<Zelgadis> Errrkk. Where did you put my shirt?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita picks up his sword and un-sheathes it, placing the scabbard back.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Who needs a shirt anyway? It's so WARM in here!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> That's a secret hard boy ~_^
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita dances to the center of the room, holding the sword with both hands over her head.
<Zelgadis> (Oh, no.. Is Hana making a collection? Gaav's pants and Zel's shirt ^^;;)
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> (howd ya guess? ^^;)
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> ( Shweet. Good way to get clothes! )
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> (come here gourry! ^_^ i need your boxers!...or something..^^;)
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita licks lips in anticipation.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Sure!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita tilts head back and starts swallowing the sword.
* Fatima_the_bellydancer brings Gourry a nice 'hard' rootbeer.
<random Stripper> Look. He DOES have those pebbles all over! I wonder if they're on *that* too…
* Lady_of_the_Fans carresses Zel's neck. "She does that will ALL kinds of swords, Stoney."
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo rubs a bit lower with a nod "That's her specialty..."
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> ^.^
* Zelgadis stares at his sword going down the senorita's throat...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I'm not as good at it as she is... but I'll demonstrate, if you like...
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> (is he going to want that back now? LOL!)
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita continues to deep throat the sword.
<Zelgadis> |<random Stripper2> Are you sure? I want to see if he has them lower too...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> It might help you relax.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> I'm not as good at it as massages...but I have my moments...^^;
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Here.
<Zelgadis> No.. That
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* Lady_of_the_Fans kneels down in front of Zel and unzips his pants... then sweatdrops, seeing another pair of pants underneath.
<Zelgadis> No.. That's fine. You don't have to
* Gourry picks up the rootbeer "Wow. Isn't that dangerous?" Point to the SSSenorita.
<Zelgadis> Hey! Leave those alone!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita swallows the sword down to the hilt.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo moves her hands lower again.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Wow... now these are something else! You bad boy!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> What are they? *blinku*
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Tight shiny leather pants!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> What's going on down there?
* Zelgadis squirms as trying to keep track of the various hands which seem to be finding more and more dangerous spots
* Lady_of_the_Fans practically drools.
<Gourry> (Is a "hard" rootbeer alcoholic?)
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> (BJ: Yup.)
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita retracts the sword.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo moves her hand to the very edge of his pants line..
* Lady_of_the_Fans smiles up at Zel kawaiily... her hair is cut something like Amelia's.
* Fatima_the_bellydancer wasn't able to find any other kid of rootbeer & figures that this is what Gourry was drinking earlier.
* Gourry stands up and claps. "Wow! That was a trick! I thought only Lina could put something that long down her throat."
<Zelgadis> Leve my pants Alone!!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita almost chokes.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> That's awful nice packaging, Stoney.
* Zelgadis thinks, WHat did Gourry just say????
* Lady_of_the_Fans starts undoing the leather pants. Time to get down to bisinuess.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo toys with the edge of the back of Zel's pants..
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> (BRB.)
* Zelgadis pushes her away from the pants!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> I'll get a turn after you with hard boy, won't I? *pout*
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pulls the sword all the way out with a flurish and a mean grin.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita licks lips, a satisfied look on her face.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Oh, touchy, aren't we?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo sweatdrops, goes back to a regular...slightly low massage.
* Zelgadis finds that in his hurry to push her away he got one hand in a rather bad spot...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> No need to be nervous... I don't bite. Not unless you want me to, anyway.
* Lady_of_the_Fans doesn't seem to mind his hand there.
* Zelgadis pulls his hand back fast like if he'd burned it
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo grins "Is hard boy getting harder then...?"
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I think he just might be!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita leers at the picture they're making.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Well well...*GRIN*
<Lady_of_the_Fans> It'll be easier not to bite if you sit still, Stoney.
* Lady_of_the_Fans gets to work.
* Zelgadis uses his hand to try and cover the fact that he's pretty hard. The leather pants were doing a terrible job of it
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita wipes the sword off with a hem of the skirt and saunters over to Zel and the Girls.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo lowers hands to into the back of his pants...but no way she was getting past the leather. Frowns a bit. Ahhh well...^^ Rubs anyway.
<Zelgadis> Don't touch that!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Well, what's it for, then?
<Zelgadis> for Amelia, after tomorrow!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> What's this Amelia like? She must be a pretty special lady?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita sheaths his sword in the scabbard.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo keeps up her rubbing from behind "Yes hard boy, what's she like? ^.^ We're all curious..."
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> I can take care of that for you, honey.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pulls out a dagger. leers.
<Zelgadis> (to sword lady) Stop it! Just leave me alone please.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pouts, disappointed.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita wanders over and curls up next to Gourry. He'll appreciate a nice stiletto dagger.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I'll bet she's a real sweetheart, this Amelia.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo rubs herself up against Zel, hands low *cough* "I'll bet you...to win a prize as good as you over, neh? ^.^"
<Zelgadis> Yes, she is.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I'll bet she likes to share.
<Zelgadis> NO! she Doesn't!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> oooo... posessive?
<Zelgadis> She is a shrine Maiden, and a firm believer in Justice. And I could never betray her!
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> ( It wouldn't be Just! *giggles* )
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Well... what she don't know, can't hurt you. ^^
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Besides... it's not betrayal until AFTER you've married her!
<Zelgadis> (COuld never betray her... unless it was for my cure. then maybe.)
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> ( *thwaps Zel upside the head* Naughty! )
<Zelgadis> Look, it doesn't matter and I'm not interested.
* Zelgadis tries to puch the girls off again
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Parts of you beg to differ!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> You certainly look interested...^_^
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Listen, Stoney... that funny fellow with the purple hair told us we have to help you loosen up tonight... and we're gonna do it!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> That's our job, and we'll do it! *nod*
* Zelgadis covers his obelisk with his hand.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Want me to...polish the obelisk for you hun...? ~_^
* Zelgadis gapes.
<Zelgadis> NO!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> So Relax!
* Lady_of_the_Fans shuts Zel up by kissing him on the mouth.
* Zelgadis leans back trying to escape.. and falls off the chair again ^^;;
* Lady_of_the_Fans ends up on top of Zel.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo is crushed by the chair this time around... AND Zel!
* Zelgadis finds himself pressed between two mostly naked women!!
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo can't breathe..but other than that...^^;
* Zelgadis tries to roll off choohi girl so not to crush her.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo takes a deep breath...then grins as she wraps her arms around Zel from the side "Here we are on the floor again hun..~_^"
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> I'm getting mixed signals here!
* Lady_of_the_Fans just kisses Zel again.
* Zelgadis is feeling a bit of mixed signals... It sure is tempting to lay here and enjoy the women snuggling him. But NO!
* Zelgadis hesitates just a moment before pushing fan girl away.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita jumps on top of the dog pile that is Zelgadiss and the other fun party girls.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Wheeeeeeeeee!!
* Lady_of_the_Fans starts counting pebbles. "Give it up, Stoney... you're outnumbered."
* Zelgadis sweatdrops
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita wonders if Zelgadiss is ticklish.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo pulls out a marker and starts connecting the dots with the pebbles...gets bored quickly with it and cuddles.
* Zelgadis glares.
<Zelgadis> Why are you writing on me????
* Lady_of_the_Fans takes the marker and writes on Zel's back 'Rock Hard and Ready'
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Ooooh!!!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> I was just connecting the dots..^^() *wrote out: Hard boy rocks! with the connecting of the dots somehow*)
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita gets a marker and starts to doodle on Zel's legs.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> ( Doodling on the pants. Graffiti!! Let's see him explain -that-! )
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo doodles on Zel's arm...some things are VERY..*cough*
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Oooooo...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita coos, having fun.
<Zelgadis> Will you all STOP THAT!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> What'cha think? ^_^ Maybe I shoulda been an artist...*keeps doodling*
* Zelgadis sits up and pushes them all away, annoyed.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Alriiight...*grin* We'll play another game then...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita leans over and draws a heart on his cheek.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo rubs up against Zel...
* Lady_of_the_Fans is playing tic-tac-toe on Zel's chest.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> What do YOU want to play, hmmm...?
<Zelgadis> Why me??
<Zelgadis> !sulk
* L-sama pats Zelgadis on the head. 'Everybody needs a hobby!'
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Because you're cute! And sexy! And hard!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> REALLY hard.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> EXTREMELY hard..^^
* Lady_of_the_Fans kisses Zel again.
* Zelgadis suddenly knows what the Zel feels like which all the rabid fangirls glomp on.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo kisses the side of his cheek, runs her tongue along his cheekbone before asking "So, you never did say what you wanted to play hard boy.."
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita slides the marker down Zelgadiss' pants.
* Zelgadis tries to think of a safe game...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> *innocently* We could play 'Find the Marker'.
* Zelgadis unfortunately can't get all the games from that book out of his head.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> That might work...^_^ Want to hard boy?
<Zelgadis> How about I just go have another coffee and you all bother someone else?
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> ( <Zelgadiss> Oh, I know what I want to play...and who I want to play it with... )
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I'll get you a cup, Stoney.
<Zelgadis> NO no! I'll go get it!
* Lady_of_the_Fans decided this guy needs some help loosening up.
* Zelgadis tries to stand
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> How about more coffee for you hard boy, and we keep you HERE *pulls down*
<Lady_of_the_Fans> No, that's fine. *puts hand on top of Zel's head and pushes him back to the floor.*
* Lady_of_the_Fans goes and gets Zel another cup... and possibly gets Xelloss' help in adding stuff to it.
* Zelgadis gulps..
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo hops onto Zel again, grinning like a cat "This is familiar...neh?" winks.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita rolls off of Zel and moves back towards Gourry.
* Zelgadis wonders how long this torture is going to last.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita leers at Gourry. "I've got a blade. Want to see it?"
* Lady_of_the_Fans offers Zel his cup of coffee. It has extra foam. "Here you go, stoney."
<Gourry> Okay.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Drink it up hard boy...*grins and she lets him sit up for coffee...but stays on him*
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pulls out a dagger and balances the point of it on a finger tip.
<Gourry> Wow! Neato!
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Wanna see me throw it?
* Zelgadis sips the coffee and tries very hard to pretend he's ignoring the girls
<Gourry> Sure!
* Lady_of_the_Fans tickles Zel's shoulder... with her tongue.
* Zelgadis sips it very slowly hoping they'll leave him alone while he's drinking.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita flicks her wrist, and the dagger finds itself imbedded just below Zel's crotch.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo giggles.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Ooo... good aim!
* Zelgadis jumps and spills the rest of the coffee on himself!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Oh, now look what you've done... here, I'll get you another.
<Zelgadis> Hey!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> GREAT aim! ^.^ You didn't hit this time!
* Lady_of_the_Fans giggles. "Remember the last guy?"
* Zelgadis sweatdrops
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Yup..^^; Poor guy. I still don't think he's going to have kids in this lifetime...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pouts. "Whaddya mean 'last time'? My aim is always perfect!"
* Lady_of_the_Fans goes to get Zel another coffee... same kind as last time.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Remember the black haired guy?
<Zelgadis> Please refrain from doing that again
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> I couldn't help it if he didn't have rock-hard nerves of steel!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita sulks.
* Fatima_the_bellydancer smiles happily...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Not like our Stoney, here!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita saunters over and retrieves her knife.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo laughs "We know, we know..^^"
* Lady_of_the_Fans brings Zel his fourth cup. "Try not to spill this one, hon."
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita goes back to Gourry. "You want to try it, big guy?"
* Lady_of_the_Fans starts cleaning the spilled coffee off Zel's chest. You know how.
* Zelgadis sweatdrops again and starts over trying to sip the coffee and ignore the girls pressed against him.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo rests a leg comfortably between Zel's own two as she sprawls out comfortably..^_^
* Zelgadis chokes a little on the coffee as the girls leg brushes against him in places he's rather be left alone for now
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita hands Gourry the knife.
<Gourry> What throw the knife? No, I might hit someone.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Gourry, want another bottle of rootbeer?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo rubs her leg against his..*cough* a bit, gently, almost as if she doesn't notice she's doing it...yeah right :P
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> You don't have to throw it -at- someone, handsome. Would you like me to show you?
<Gourry> Okay.
* Zelgadis scoots back and looks aside, only to find himself face to face with Fan-Girl
* Lady_of_the_Fans takes advantage of this and gives Zel another kiss.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo scoots back after Zel ^.^
* Zelgadis is starting to wonder why he was objecting to this so much.... And then he remembers Amelia!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita settles back against his chest. "First, you hold it like this-"
* Fatima_the_bellydancer goes and brings another bottle of hard rootbeer out...
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo kisses Zel as well, grinning at him...and Fan-girl afterwards. This was rather fun..^^
* Fatima_the_bellydancer left her top back where the bottles of hard rootbeer are...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> And then you take aim-
| Men who object usually ended up the best in the end! ^.^
* Gourry fallows her instructions. "Like this?"
* Zelgadis looks at his mug skeptically and decides he'd better not have any more...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Yes! Perfect! Now, just a flick of the wrist and there it goes!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> All finished? Want another? Or do you want something more interested? We've got spiked lemonade.
<Zelgadis> No!..
<Zelgadis> Was this spiked?
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> ^_^
<Gourry> Where should I aim for?
* Fatima_the_bellydancer opens the bottle, and offers it to Gourry.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> What? Don't you trust us?
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> What's there not to trust, hmmmm?
<Zelgadis> No. Xelloss hired you..
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Boys are more fun when they know what they're doing.
<Zelgadis> What are you implying? I am.. NOT fun!
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo nods. ^^
* Gourry drinks the rootbeer with the arm around SSS (Senorita.).
* Fatima_the_bellydancer sighs...SSS has all the luck...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Now, you try!
<Gourry> Maybe I can hit that spot on the way. *Flicks his wrist hits the spot exactly.*
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita cheers and claps hands!
<Gourry> Wow! It's been years since I did dart or daggers. I thought I lost it!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> I'll bet you can be fun if you TRY.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita looks at Gourry admiringly.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> I betcha you're lots of fun hard boy...when you're not so nervous..~_^
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Lost it? Never!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pulls out a handful of knives from all over her skimpy outfit.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Whaddya say you and me go out back and give this babies a try?
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Can I have a few throws?
<Zelgadis> I'm not going to try...
* Lady_of_the_Fans pouts. "Why not?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita arches an eyebrow at Fatima.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Why not? Nothing in this world would happen if you never tried, hard boy..
<Gourry> Sure! *hands Fatima some knives.*
* Lady_of_the_Fans pats Zel on the head and brings him another drink. This one is only coffee flavored.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> I used to work as a knife-thrower... ^_^
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita giggles merrily and pulls Gourry up to take him out back where the targets are.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Ooo! It's been so long since I've had any fun!
* Fatima_the_bellydancer follows Gourry and SSS...
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Yeah! ^_^

<Zelgadis> I'm not going to try HErE
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Then where will you try?
<Lady_of_the_Fans> All work and no play makes Stoney a VERY dull boy!
<Gourry> What kind of targets do we have?
<Zelgadis> Tomorrow... With Amelia...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Oh, we don't mind what name you shout.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Not at all! ^^
* Zelgadis has a fleeting thought about asking the girls which of the techniques in his book are best for tomorrow night and squashes it.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Or we can help you to prepare...to be your best for her..^.^
* Lady_of_the_Fans runs her hands over Zel's rear... and finds something interesting in a pocket.
* Zelgadis tries to ignore the girls again and somehow finds himself drinking that drink to do it.
* Lady_of_the_Fans pulls the book out and looks at it.
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> What's that...? *looks over* A book?
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Yeah... look at THIS!
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo gets a big GRIN "Wooo! ^_^"
* Lady_of_the_Fans calls to the waitress. "Hey, honey... can you find us some jello?"
<Zelgadis> Hey... Wait a second!
<Zelgadis> Where'd you get that?? *checks his pocket*
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> We have to wait for the Jell-o, yes...
<Zelgadis> What are you doing? I don't want any Jello!
* Lady_of_the_Fans gets the jello... and starts doing very interesting things with it.
*Jell-O jiggles teasingly at Zel
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo watches with a smirk.
<Zelgadis> <despairing> why are you doing this to me??
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Maybe I'll have one of those chocolate covered bananas myself...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Because you're one sexy rock, Stoney.
<Zelgadis> <whining> But I don't WANNA be a rock!!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Whyever not?
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo received the chocolate covered banana...GRIN...pauses "But you're such a cute rock!"
<Zelgadis> I WANNA be normal!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Normal's boring!
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> TOO boring! :P

<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> *grin* What kind of targets -don't- we have?
* Fatima_the_bellydancer goes a few dexterity exercises with one of the knives...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita motions to a couple of bulls eyes set up around the back, as well as some hoops to toss things thru.
* Gourry take aim and starts tossing the knives perfectly.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita cheers! This is going to be fun!!!
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> My turn?
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Your turn!
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Wait! Got to pull the daggers out first!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita runs over and pulls the daggers from the targets.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita runs back and hands them to Gourry. "Here you go. Now go, Fatima!"
<Gourry> Gee! I am having fun! Didn't know I would be able to toss knives with experts like you two!
* Fatima_the_bellydancer tosses her tosses her daggers at the target, getting them all in the bulls-eye.
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Thanks, Gourry! ^_^
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita laughs and applauds.
* Gourry takes his turn again tossing them perfectly.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita giggles and runs to retrieve the daggers. "My turn!"
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita tosses the daggers. All of them end up a little... south of the bulleyes.
<Gourry> Whoa! What happened!?
<Gourry> Well at least you have a good grouping. *pats her back consolingly.*
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita blushes. "Oops. I have a slight problem with that... #^^# "
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita runs over and grabs her daggers.
<Gourry> Aim a little higher. *goes behind her and reaches around and shows how to compensate better.*
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita leans back, relaxing against him.

<Lady_of_the_Fans> If you were normal, sweetie, you wouldn't have two women on you right now. ^^
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> Righty-o! ^^
<Zelgadis> I don't care..
* Zelgadis is acting drunk depressed now...
<Zelgadis> Why am I cursed like this???
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo rubs herself against Zel...eating the banana is that way,,,pauses "You call it a curse to be a sexy man who's getting married to the woman he loves tomorrow, not to mention has girls hanging on him NOW.."
<Zelgadis> Life is SOOO unfair...
<Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo> How is it unfair, eh? You can tell Fanny an' Charo anything ya know ^.^
<Zelgadis> *sniff* And... And Lina says my kids are gonna be freaks too! *might well start crying*
<Lady_of_the_Fans> There there.
* Lady_of_the_Fans hugs him and lets him lean his head on her breasts to cry.
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo pats "There there hard boy...don't let what she said get to yah..."
* Zelgadis finds leaning against the breasts somehow reminiscent of Amelia and a little comforting. Starts crying.
* Lady_of_the_Fans sssshs and strokes Zel's hair.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> It's okay, stoney.
<Zelgadis> I don't want to curse anyone else like this! How can I have kids and curse them with the same miserable existence as myself??
<Lady_of_the_Fans> You're hardly to blame for what you are, now are you, Stoney?
<Zelgadis> *sniff* My own grandfather betrayed me...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Just think what hard hunks your sons are gonna be!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> (Fanny's probably starting to look more and more like Amelia to him. ^^ Anyone wanna get him another drink?)
<Zelgadis> My own grandfather! Cursed me with this wretched form. *sniff*
<Lady_of_the_Fans> We'll have to thank the man!
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo sighs...Fanny's always better with the guys. Mental pout. "I wouldn't say it's a total curse hun...and doesn't your fiancee love you for the lovable hard hunk you are..?"
<Zelgadis> Yeah.. I guess...
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Well, that should cheer you up, shouldn't it?
<Zelgadis> But.. I don't deserve her! She's going to get into such trouble with her Royal Council over this..
<Lady_of_the_Fans> She must think you deserve her. WE think you deserve as good as you can get!
* Coochi_Coochi_Girl_Charo nods.
<Zelgadis> *sobs* But I don't WANNA be a prince!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Ooooh... marrying a princess? You lucky thing!
<Lady_of_the_Fans> Why wouldn't you want to be a prince?

<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Okay...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita tosses the dagger.
<Gourry> There you go! Bull's eye!!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita makes a perfect Bulls eye!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita cheers. "Oh, thank you Gourry-san!"
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita gives a sly wink at Fatima.
* Fatima_the_bellydancer grins back.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> (Considering what this rp's been like so far, should we do Rock, Latex, Scissors? Latex covers rock...)
<Zelgadis> (<Z> Are you implying something about me? <A> Zel-chan doesn't use a condom! I WANT to get pregnant <Z> >..)
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita tilts head to the side. "I think something's wrong. It's too quiet inside. I'll be right back."
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita heads inside toward the sobbing Zel.
<Lady_of_the_Fans> You wanna come help me comfort poor Stoney? The dear's all upset... thinks he's a freak!
<Zelgadis> I AM a freak!
* Zelgadis sniffs
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita sighs. "Why do we get the weepy ones?"
<Zelgadis> (Ha! This is what you get for getting a nervous, insecure, depressed chimera drunk)
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita walks over an kneels down next to the rock water fountain that is Zel. "There, there, hon."
* Zelgadis continues sobbing and holds onto the new girl for support.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita cradles his head and strokes his back. "There, there. Surely it's not so bad as all that."
<Zelgadis> Yes it is. My grandfather cursed me to be a freak, and now my 'friend' says my kids are gonna be freaks too!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita pats Zel's back. "No, they're not. And if they end up like you, will it really matter? Will you love them any less?"
* Zelgadis hugs SSS and learns his stony face into her bosom to cry.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita hides a grimace of distaste. Wet cleavage is not fun.
<Zelgadis> No... Amelia won't either.. But that won't stop other people from staring like they always do.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> And? Why does that matter?
<Zelgadis> Because.. Because people always stare that's why (drunk logic doesn't have to make sense)
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> So let them stare.
* Zelgadis looks up at SSS...
<Zelgadis> But I don't LIKE being stared at!
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Well, maybe they will. Your kids will only be half you anyway. Their own person.
<Zelgadis> So they'll only be half freaks. But I'm only 2/3 freak and they still stare! (Drunks can't do math either)
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> And your point being?
<Zelgadis> (SOmeone needs a picture of this to torment Zel with later. Can we assume Xel set up some hidden cameras?)
<Random-Stripper> Have you ever considered that they're staring cause you're so good looking *winks*
<Zelgadis> Well... No..
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> There you go. ... And if you don't stop watering my cleavage, I'll cut off your cujones.
* Zelgadis sniffs and sits up.
<Zelgadis> I'm sorry.. I don't know what came over me.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Thank you. Much better. You're too dignified of a gentleman to be doing that.
<Zelgadis> ... Um.. what are cujones?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita grins and pats his shoulder. "Something that you're very very close to."
* Zelgadis looks a little confused...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> "Let's just say that if you were a castrati, you wouldn't need a jockstrap."
* Zelgadis 's eyes bug out.
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita smiles nicely.
<Zelgadis> Don't do that! I need to be ready for.... tomorrow night...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita nods, patting him on the shoulder. "Then it's a good thing you stopped crying, isn't it?"
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> ( <Zelgadiss> ...all day the day after that... )
* Zelgadis sweatdrops.
<Zelgadis> *sniffs* Yeah.... I want to do my best for Amelia...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> There ya go. That's better.
<Zelgadis> *wipes his eyes on his hands* Do you think... you could give me some tips?
* Zelgadis pulls out his book.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Sure!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita settles down next to him.
<Zelgadis> There's so much in here, I don't know what I should do first!
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita hmmmms and flips thru the book.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> How acrobatic is she?
<Zelgadis> Oh she's Great!!
<Zelgadis> You should see her Justice Speeches! She does these flips and poses....
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> So she's very acrobatic.
* Zelgadis is looking a lot more cheerful and somewhat turned on again at this thought...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> This one might be fun... *points to a picture*
<Zelgadis> Yeah.. <leers> I liked that one too...
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita grins. "Well, there's one idea."
<Zelgadis> Think she could do that while eating strawberries?
* Sword_Swallowing_Senorita debates the question. "Probably. But you'd have to have to have the bowl somewhere within arms reach, but far enough away that it wouldn't tip over and spill.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Are the two of you into tying each other up?
* Zelgadis *blinks*
<Zelgadis> Well... we haven't done any of that yet... aside from the time I was working as a mercenary and ... and the Zoana guards tied her up...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Oooh, nice.
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Was it fun for both of you?
<Zelgadis> Well.. We didn't exactly do anything... though she really seemed to like it..
<Zelgadis> (Amelia DID seem a little too happy about that whole situation...)
* Zelgadis wonders if they should try that again and have him do some interesting stuff before untying her...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> You could always try role-playing. I bet you'd make a great Lion. *Rwoar!*
* Zelgadis sweatdrops..
<Zelgadis> No way. I think I'm more of the Evil Sorcerer Swordsman type. or maybe a cowboy...
<Zelgadis> There was this one time...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Or you could pretend to be a pirate and tie her up and 'force' her to walk the -plank-! *nudge, nudge. wink, wink*
<Zelgadis> Walk the plank huh? <grins...> that could be fun....
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> So, 'there was this one time'-?
<Zelgadis> uh.. *thinks a minute* Oh yeah! There was this one she was sent to duel with me!
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> 'Duel', huh? *leers*
<Zelgadis> I was the evil demon destroying the town and she was an angel of justice sent to defeat me <leers..>
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> So did she 'defeat' you?
<Zelgadis> Not really...She didn't want to fight. And then Filia came and hit me with her mace!
<Zelgadis> <whines> That wasn't fair...
<Sword_Swallowing_Senorita> Filia? Mace? That wasn't very nice!

* Gourry continues to toss daggers. "Wow! I didn't know bachelor parties were like this!"
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Yeah! ^_^ Want another rootbeer?
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> (Today has been terrible...people have kept making me miss meals...)
<Gourry> Not right now. Full stomach. Maybe in a little while!
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Okay...
<Gourry> Do you want one? And maybe a shirt? Here. I'll go get it for you. *Goes inside.*
<Fatima_the_bellydancer> Oh, no need for a shirt Gourry!
<Gourry> You're already cold. *Points at her chest.*

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