Beach RP Log 10 10 01 Turtle Lemon and Banana Cream

By Beach RP


Disclaimer: We don't own these characters, we merely enjoy abusing them ^_^ Amelia/Zelgadis(/turtle) Lemon warning!!
 


Session Start: Wed Oct 10 16:51:00 2001


<BJ> Lina currently trying to Gourry to sleep with her. I wasn't able to finish that scene
<BJ> (<Lina> Not that kind of sleep!!)

* Gourry get a fresh set of PJ's. "Um Lina?"
<Lina> Yes?
<Gourry> Could you leave the room so I can change?
* Lina leaves the room and waits outside. (Better? ^^)
* Gourry changes into his PJ's and then looks at the bed. It is very small and Gourry is starting to worry that he might have the same difficulties with control as earlier that evening. Gourry debates the dangers of Naga eating him in his sleep with Lina noticing something different about him. He decides that Lina is FAR more dangerous so he make his bed on the floor.*
<Lina> Done yet, Gourry?
<Gourry> Yeah. You can come in now.
* Lina comes in and looks. "Hey! I thought we agreed you were sleeping in the bed tonight!"
<Gourry> *Laugh nervously.* Well I thought that Naga's not really that much of a threat. You don't want me hogging all the space.
* Lina realizes she's probably not gonna be able to talk him out of it... stupid, dense, chivalrous Gourry. "Fine. But if Nagha comes in and eats you, don't blame me!"
* Gourry breathes a mushroom shaped breathe of relief.
* Lina gets a good idea... gets into bed and pretends to sleep.
* Gourry falls asleep despite the hard floor and is snoring blissfully in no time.
* Lina gets out of bed and curls up in the extra blanket next to Gourry.
<Lina> (Very close, but under separate blankets. Back-to-back.)
* Gourry rolls over in his sleep. One of his hands flops onto Lina's chest. He squeezes it in his sleep and smiles a bit in reaction whatever dream he is having.
* Lina 's eyes pop open
* Lina elbows Gourry to make him move his hand.
<Lina> (not too hard since it's a first offense... in the stomach)
* Gourry pulls Lina closer to him and squeezes some more and mutters "Lina..." in his sleep. (Evidently he expects boney elbow with Lina.)
<Gourry> (So Lina is in a tight hug against him.)
* Lina wiggles a little.
<Lina> *whispering* "Gourry!"
* Lina is definitely beginning to doubt the wisdom of this idea.
* Gourry moans out Lina's name while nuzzling her/rubbing against her. Obviously the dream that making him grin is a wet dream.
<Lina> "Gourry! I can't breathe! I don't even want to KNOW what you're dreaming..."
<Lina> . o O (At least it looks like he's got some hormones after all...)
* Lina struggles.
<Lina> "Gourry! You're squishing me!"
* Gourry doesn't seem to have noticed and continues to nuzzles/rub/feel Lina up.
* Lina tries to think of a spell she can use that won't destroy the boat...
<Lina> Gourry!
* Lina rolls over and knees him in the... y'know.
* Lina makes a funny face.
<Lina> . o O (Yup... definitely no more worrying about his hormones...)
<Lina> Gourry, c'mon... wake up!
* Gourry groans a bit but then to moan and whisper things into Lina's ear while rubbing against. Because she was pressed so close she couldn't do a good job of kneeing him.
* Lina can't quite make out what Gourry's saying, but the parts she DOES hear make her eyes bug out.
<Gourry> *Evidently Lina's voice fits quite nicely into Gourry's dream because he starts to become even more excited.*
<Lina> Help!
* Gourry eyes snap open in alarm and he scrambles away from her.
<Lina> Geeze, you big gorilla! What's it take to wake you up, huh?
<Gourry> W-w-what happened?!! What are you doing there?!!
* Lina sits up and glares at him.
<Lina> I was trying to sleep until you started grabbing me.
<Gourry> I did?!! Eep! *cowers as memories of the dream start to surface.*
<Lina> You never did that when we camped out!
<Filia> (Gourry:...i wasn't horny then, so sue me! *pout*)
* Lina hasn't blown him up 'cause she doesn't want to blow up the boat... not when there's still good food in the kitchen. ^^
* Lina gets up and starts getting back into the bed... so much for that idea!
<Gourry> I'm SOOo sorry. I don't know what came over me! Please forgive me!! *Cowers.*
<Lina> Oh, just go back to sleep.
<Gourry> (Gourry felt up Lina in his sleep like the second ep of NEXT.)
<Gourry> (Even though he had the cheesiest grin making you think that wasn't really asleep.)
<Gourry> Okay... aren't you going to sleep in your bed?
<Lina> Where do you think I'm going, huh?
* Lina lies down, fuming
<Gourry> Bbbut you can't sleep here!
<Lina> Why can't I?
<Lina> Think you can keep your hands to yourself?
<Gourry> Because I'm sleeping there!
<Lina> Well... I'm chilly in the bed all by myself.
<Gourry> Well... to be honest, no. I don't know what came over me and I think it's unwise until I get over it.
<Gourry> Maybe I'm coming down with something. *Feels his forehead for a fever.*
<Lina> Fine. I'll just be all cold and lonely.
* Lina climbs into the bed and faces away from Gourry.

* Zelgadis stalks down to his shared cabin, praying that he won't meet anyone on the way..
* Amelia Ray Wings up onto the deck and quickly walks to Zelgadiss-san's & her cabin.
* Amelia enters it, and locks the door behind her on the basis that she doesn't want to find out the others' reaction to finding them sewing together...
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san? Do you have a sewing kit with you?
* Zelgadis looks with despair at the pile of chewed/shredded/burned clothing..
<Zelgadis> ... no..
<Amelia> I don't have a needle, or thread...
<Amelia> So...how were you planning on sewing your clothes back together, Zelgadiss-san?
* Zelgadis wonders how he could have gone through so many clothes in one day?? (Annoy Lina a few times, get eaten by piranhas and let a rampant pig take care of the rest...)
<Zelgadis> ....
<Zelgadis> What else am I supposed to do?
<Zelgadis> Look Amelia, <goes to his trunk and takes out the skintight black leather pants> *THIS* is the only pair of pants I have left!!
<Amelia> Oh my...
* Zelgadis tosses the pants aside and sits on the floor to sulk.
* Amelia smiles happily.
<Amelia> You know, Zelgadiss-san...
<Amelia> ...you *could* always wear them...
* Zelgadis is not well covered by the grass skirt when sitting and sulking...
<Zelgadis> You have GoT to be kidding.
<Amelia> Please, Zelgadiss-san...
<Zelgadis> I wonder if Gourry has any spare clothes...
<Amelia> ...besides....we could just sneak our trunks over to Daddy's ship before dawn, and you can spend the voyage back to shore locked in your room...
<Amelia> I don't think anybody'd complain if you sent me back to the beach house to fetch you some clothes since you don't have any decent ones left intact...
<Zelgadis> Maybe.. I haven't had much time to read those manuscripts I brought with me.
* Zelgadis wonders if he can sit in the room with NO pants and decides that wouldn't be wise with Amelia around.
<Amelia> We should go to sleep soon if you want to be awake before dawn, Zelgadiss-san....
* Zelgadis blushes and realizes that with no pants he doesn't have a lot to wear to bed either.
* Zelgadis looks at the bed again remembering just how friendly you have to get to share it..
<Zelgadis> Are you sure this is a good idea?
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san...you promised...
* Zelgadis sighs
<Zelgadis> Very well.
* Zelgadis turns around and takes off/tosses aside the grass skirt.
* Amelia takes of her leis and grass skirt...
* Amelia decides that yes, she should take off her bikini too...
* Amelia slips into the bed.
<Zelgadis> <calls without turning to look> If you don't mind.. do you think we could wear some clothes to bed?
<Amelia> You have any clothes left intact enough?
* Zelgadis looks at his briefs and tattered shirt.
<Zelgadis> I guess underwear is enough.
* Zelgadis is hoping Amelia will not further temp him by sleeping up against him nekkid!
* Amelia has been watching Zelgadiss-san, ....and admiring him...
* Zelgadis looks to see if Amelia is in bed and what she's wearing/not
* Amelia has pulled the sheets up... She really would like to go to sleep...
* Zelgadis fidgets waiting for Amelia to get ready for bed again
* Zelgadis goes to the bed.
<Zelgadis> Amelia? Are you ready?
<Amelia> Yes, Zelgadiss-san...
* Amelia yawns...
* Zelgadis crawls into the bed
* Zelgadis notices what Amelia isn't wearing and gets right back out of the bed.
* Zelgadis sees that he's being ignored, and is a little annoyed about it.
* Zelgadis gets one of Amelia's panties (with only a slight blush) and finds one of her shirts in her trunk.
* Amelia has fallen into a light dose...
* Zelgadis is a little annoyed. All day long Amelia hasn't been showing much respect for his request to wait.
* Zelgadis takes the clothes back to the bed and shakes Amelia to wake her.
<Zelgadis> Amelia, you're either going to have to wear these or give me one blanket so I can sleep on the floor.
* Amelia wakes up...
<Amelia> Oh...sorry, Zelgadiss-san...
* Amelia yawns, and slips the clothes Zelgadiss-san handed her on...
* Amelia promptly falls back asleep.
* Zelgadis crawls in beside Amelia, and tucks them both in.
* Zelgadis is glad that she finally did cooperate with him without even complaining, and gives her a small hug in thanks.
* Amelia snuggles closer to Zelgadiss-san and mutters something happy in her sleep...
* Zelgadis listens
* Zelgadis is torn between temptation and contentment to be holding Amelia so close.
<Amelia> ...love you, Zel-chan...
* Zelgadis looks very surprised!
* Zelgadis realizes that's the first time Amelia has called him anything but Zelgadiss-san or "That creepy guy over there"
* Zelgadis kind of likes the new term. especially attached to the "I love you"
* Zelgadis thinks and decided that he'd rather not have Lina hear it...
<Zelgadis> (He was feeling awkward. but somehow I think Zel would really like being told that that Amelia loves him. he seems to have that low self esteem that needs boosting)
* Zelgadis starts to doze himself, unusually content considering everything that happened that day.
<Zelgadis> (good move Amelia.. Get him off guard and relaxed so he's more likely to not notice when he starts acting on his own hentai dreams!)
* Zelgadis falls asleep with the princess smuggling up against him.

<Lina> Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go back to sleep.
<Gourry> I can't go to sleep with knowing that you are really angry at me. (Angry Lina is unpredictable Lina.)
<Lina> I can't cast any spells in here because I'll blow up the boat and all the food in the kitchen. Does that reassure you?
<Gourry> Frankly. . . no. (Lina can do physical abuse as well as magical.)
* Lina sighs, still fuming. Must... not... kill... fiance... before... wedding...
<Lina> What WOULD reassure you?
<Gourry> That you say that you forgive me and understand that I had no control over my dream and it wasn't my fault... or pie. Pie and ice cream would definitely reassure me.
* Lina thinks... pie and ice cream sounds good... "I think there's some pie in the kitchen..."
<Gourry> (<Lina> Forget forgiving Gourry!)
<Gourry> (Like deep down Lina didn't really like the whole groping episode.)
<Lina> (<Lina> Sssssssssssssssssssssh!!!)
<Lina> Yeah, let's go have pie! Maybe it'll help us sleep.
* Lina gets out of bed... pauses... tucks her plushie back under the pillow.
* Gourry begins to get out of bed then notices that he still hasn't complete become *ahem* calm yet. Cotton PJ's aren't very good cover during such problems. "On second thought, I'm not really hungry. Why don't you enjoy some without me?" *Laughs nervously while sweatdropping.*
* Lina blinks. "You're... not hungry?"
<Gourry> Uh... I'm just really don't want to get out of bed! * Huddles under the covers in his bed.*
* Lina thinks, and this is the guy who keeps telling me he's all right...
* Lina remembers when she tried to knee him in the balls...
* Lina decides to leave him alone!
<Lina> Right. Okay. I'll be right back.
* Lina makes sure her plushie is out of sight.

* Amelia wiggles a bit, trying to pull herself closer to Zelgadiss-san, and runs a hand along his back, feeling each and every stone...
* Zelgadis has spent the entire day trying really hard not to think hentai thoughts about Amelia, and has given up in his sleep.
* Zelgadis has a lot of different images to fill his mind at the moment...
* Zelgadis thinks about Amelia in the hotspring and what he wanted to do to her...
* Zelgadis thinks about Amelia in the woods and what he wanted to do to her.....
* Zelgadis thinks about Amelia in the changing into her bikini and what he wanted to do to her........
* Zelgadis thinks about Amelia IN her bikini and what he wanted to do to her..........
* Zelgadis thinks about Amelia dancing in a grass skirt and what he wanted to do to her................
* Amelia dreams of snuggling happily with Zelgadiss-san more often...
<Gourry> (Me thinks our little chimera is about to overload.)
<Zelgadis> (See! Zel had a LOT of willpower today!)
* Zelgadis almost forgot Amelia missing her panties and what he wanted to do to her..................
<Gourry> (<Zel> See. I was merely saving up my willpower until today!)
* Zelgadis is asleep and doesn't quite realize what he IS doing to her.....
* Zelgadis rubs a hand gently up Amelia's back in response to her own hands
* Amelia kisses Zelgadiss-san gently in her sleep...

* Lina goes to the kitchen and finds... sure enough, there's a banana cream pie there. She finds a container of cool whip and puts a generous helping on the pie, then finds a fork and carries it back to the bedroom.
* Gourry lies there in the dark trying to think unsexy thoughts.
* Lina turns on the light.
<Lina> I'm back!
* Gourry barely gets it under control when Lina returns and sits up.
* Lina sits down on the bed and starts wolfing down banana cream pie. "mmm-mm!"
<Gourry> (Banana cream pie? You are just inviting bad jokes today aren't you Irony?)
<Gourry> Hey Lina! I want some too! *Gets up and tries to get some.*
<Lina> Hey! You said you didn't want to get out of bed!
* Lina pushes Gourry away... with her hand in the middle of his face... while she eats.
<Gourry> So you brought food to eat in front of me! Come on and give me some Lina!
* Lina thinks a little.
<Lina> Oh, fine.
* Lina cuts him a thin little slice.
<Lina> Here.
<Zelgadis> (Banana cream??? And Lina likes to eat this? Gourry will like that.)
<Gourry> Hey...!
<Lina> What? *smiles sweetly*
<Gourry> You only gave me a little bit!
<Lina> So?
* Lina eats.
* Gourry tries to grab the pie tin away from her.
<Lina> HEY!
* Lina pulls on it.
<Zelgadis> (Lina eats Gourry's banana cream)
* Lina tries to keep eating as Gourry grabs at the tin.
* Gourry starts scooping some of the pie with his bare hands as he struggles for it.
<Zelgadis> (What is Gourry scooping again? I didn't think Lina's breasts were that big?)
* Lina 's fingers slip and the pie plate comes out of them... and the pie goes right in Gourry's face.
<Zelgadis> (Lina, when you're fingering him you should try not to slip up like that.)
<Gourry> Oh great going Lina! Now I'm all sticky! *Proceeds to try to eat some of the pie that's covering him.*
<Zelgadis> (Ewww...)
* Lina laughs.
* Lina gets off the bed and kneels down next to Gourry, and starts scraping pie off his face with her fingers.
<Gourry> (She's not going to end up licking him clean isn't she.)
* Lina licks her fingers. "Quit moving around, Gourry."
<Zelgadis> (<L> I want to lick YOU too!)
<Gourry> ???
<Zelgadis> (<L> where'd that tomato soup go. I want to see how it is on a banana)
<Lina> I don't want it to all go to waste.
<Gourry> (<Lina> Well of course I'm going to lick him clean! I can't let that creme go to waste! I love banana!)
<Gourry> What don't you want to go to waste? *They ate all the big chunks of the pie.*
<Lina> You've got crumbs and cool whip all over your face.
<Zelgadis> (L: you asked what a fetish is.. I'm gonna show you!)
<Zelgadis> (L: Now hold still while I spread this whipped creme all over you, Then I'll show you the FUN way to clean it off!)
<Gourry> *Nervous* Lina. What are you going to do?
<Zelgadis> (G: But won't you get some on yourself too?)
<Zelgadis> (L: Hmmm.. I guess you'll have to help clean it off me too..)
* Lina cleans the rest of it off the right side of Gourry's face (on the left it's just in his hair)... WITH HER FINGERS, PEOPLE. Then licks her fingers.
<Amelia> ( o/` You just want to squeeze my masculinity o/` )
<Filia> (Gourry: I didn't know girls could finger guys..O.o;)
<Zelgadis> (L: I can do anything a girl does AND anything a guy does! I'm the incredible Lina Inverse!!)
<Lina> (*smacks Elf*)
<Filia> (Gourry:...well, I can believe that...you look sorta like a guy...*SMACK!* X.x; itai....hmm.....can you do that again Lina?)
* Gourry just stares at Lina not know what to do or why he's staring.
<Zelgadis> (It's the breasts Gourry. We all know you're trying to see just how small they really are)
<Lina> There we go. All done. ^^
<Lina> Too bad about what got in your hair, though.
<Gourry> *Gulps and says breathlessly* Yeah. I might as well get up and wash off...
<Filia> (Gourry: Want to come with me lina? *suggestive wink*)
<Lina> Okay! I'm going to bed.
* Lina gets into bed and pulls her plushie out from under the pillow to hug. ^^
<Zelgadis> (Just what is Lina doing with that plushie anyway?)
<Lina> (And she cuddles it in her sleep. ^^ It used to be Sylphiel's... god knows why Sylphiel made herself a Gourry plushie.)
* Gourry gets up and leaves, as if in a trance. He only wakes up when he walked into the door.
<Zelgadis> (<L> Hmp! If Gourry won't let me lick him I'll just have to get a fuzzy tongue...)
* Lina snickers when Gourry walks into the door, then just lies there waiting for him to come back.
<Zelgadis> (Lina should have demanded the plushie with the special attachment!)
<Zelgadis> (<L> Amelia can have *her* boring little toy! I've got one with a jellyfish plushie attached!)
* Gourry opens the door and dunks his head in the cold barrel of rain water on the deck. This solves his first problem but causes another problem. His hair is really drippy and cotton PJ's are kinda transparent when wet. Especially since he kinda drip a bit down the front.
<Zelgadis> (G: Lina... What are you doing to that poor plushie???)
<Gourry> (I don't see Gourry really having to worry about shrinkage much...)
* Gourry goes to the cabin door and listens. Maybe Lina is asleep already and he can sneak in without her seeing.
* Lina isn't making any noise.
<Zelgadis> (As for what Gourry want to DO to Lina after he sneaks in.. we don't want to know...)
* Gourry peeks his head into the room and looks around.
<Zelgadis> (G: GASP!! Plushie abuse!!)
* Lina sighs but doesn't sit up because so far Gourry's been quiet enough she hasn't heard him come in.
<Gourry> (<G> What does that Plushie got that I don't!!)
<Lina> (<L> It eats less.)
<Gourry> (<G> *Raise his eyebrow.* And that's a plus? I thought you liked it when I... <L> *Clamps a hand over his mouth* Shut up!)
<Zelgadis> (L: what do you think of a 3 way? Me Gourry and you Gourry-chan(the plushie)?)

* Zelgadis feels that little curve of Amelia's bottom that had been teasing him from under the skirt earlier.
* Amelia moans slightly, and starts trying to locate Zelgadiss-san's lips so she can kiss him...
* Zelgadis is having another of those overly vivid dreams as he welcomes Amelia's kiss and returns it with passion..
* Zelgadis manages to work his hand under the unfortunate underwear he insisted Amelia wear.
* Amelia wiggles slightly so that her shirt has an easier time wandering out of the way of Zelgadiss-san's hands...
* Zelgadis 's hands search for certain other parts of Amelia's anatomy he managed so well to go the whole day without feeling up.
* Amelia moans into the kiss...

* Gourry tip toes into the room and goes for the drawer with the towels and for a new set of PJ's.
* Lina sits up. "That didn't take l................"
<Lina> (<L> LONG!)
<Zelgadis> (L: Ohhh! Look how LONG it is!)
<Gourry> Eep! *Tries to cover up certain area of his anatomy.*
<Lina> I... guess I don't have to worry about your hormones after all.
* Lina lies down again... once again facing AWAY from Gourry.
* Gourry blushes and freezes then recovers and proceeds to dry his hair a bit and change into some new clothes.
<Filia> (Lina:*peeks over shoulder as he strips again*)
<Zelgadis> (L faces the wall so Gourry won't see what she's doing to the plushie)
<Filia> (L:*moaning is heard* G:...Lina? What are you doing? *looks over* L:...O.o; Nothing! *hides plushie*)
<Gourry> *Sheepishly* Goodnight Lina. Sweet dreams. *Gets into bed.*
<Lina> Good night, Gourry.
<Zelgadis> (L: I'll be dreaming about that banana all night long!)
<Zelgadis> (L: didn't know bananas came that long...)
* Gourry thinks for a while, then makes a decision. He quickly jumps out of bed pecks Lina on the cheek and quickly gets back into bed.
* Lina 's eyes pop open. "Gourry?"
<Zelgadis> (Peck?? Pops???? Wow they did that FAST!)
<Gourry> Hm? *Grinning to himself.* What?
<Gourry> (<L> I have something even BETTER than a plushie in my possession...)
<Lina> Nothing. Never mind.
* Lina lies down again, smiling to herself.
<Lina> You SURE you don't want to sleep in the bed, Gourry?
<Gourry> *thinks to himself* Of course I want to sleep in the bed. But I'm not that much of an idiot.
<Lina> Gourry?
<Gourry> Yes Lina?
<Lina> You didn't answer my question.
<Gourry> No Lina. It would probably be. . . safer for all of us if I stay on the floor.
<Lina> Uh... all right.
<Gourry> *Mutters, mostly to himself* Ask me again after we are married.
<Gourry> *Yawns and goes to sleep.*
* Lina waits a little longer this time, to make sure he's not gonna start tossing and turning again...
<Lina> *whispers* Gourry? Are you asleep?
<Gourry> *Snores*
* Lina gets out of bed very carefully... and this time doesn't lie down quite so close. (If you're wondering, she figures if she's gonna have to share beds with Gourry the rest of her life, she might as well get used to it...)
*Lina dreams about 'celebrating' with Gourry after taking out a group of bandits. ^^
<Lina> (Celebrating including eating pie and cool whip off of Gourry without the fingers part.)
<Lina> Mmm... hold still, Gourry... that's better...
<Lina> Mmmm... delicious. No, you can do me next. Yes, breasts and all... now sit STILL!
* Gourry is waken up Lina kicking him in her sleep.
<Lina> Don't you dare tickle! *giggle giggle* GOURRY!
* Gourry listens to Lina in her sleep, slack jawed and really interested.
<Lina> Here... does THIS tickle?
<Lina> Okay, okay... NOW it's your turn...
<Lina> Y'know, it's true about men with big hands, isn't it?
<Lina> Huh? Er... *blush* WEll, they have big... there... too...

* Zelgadis smiles really enjoying his dream.
* Amelia wonders slightly why her dream is going hentai...
* Zelgadis seems pleased with himself, like he never shows when he's awake.
* Zelgadis manages to work Ame's shirt most of the way off..
<Lina> (Zel and Amelia are having sex in their SLEEP now... geeeze...)
<Gourry> (So much for willpower. Tsk tsk tsk.)
<Amelia> Mmm...Zel-chan...
* Zelgadis gets his hands further tangled in the panties and the shirt, not being awake enough to do much more..
* Amelia wiggles a bit so that her panties slip over her hips.

<Lina> (YES! I have finally figured out what Justin looks like!!!)
<Zelgadis> (Unless the underwear *snigger* breaks. From all the chaffing against his unusually hard bit *giggle*)
<IMP> ( *picture* Turtle wanders off with someone's underwear... "Eek! The underwear is moving!" ))
<Zelgadis> (^^;;; I'm in with a bunch of hentais...)
<Lina> (LOOK WHO'S CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.)
<IMP> ( *blinks innocently* you say that like being in with a bunch of hentais is a bad thing. )
(Yes, this is where I accidentally typed: * space_elf 's underwear is possibly the only thing in the world that took more abuse today than Zelgadis himself.)
<space_elf> (GAHHHH!!!!)
<Lina> (So what's this about your underwear, Janet?)
<Zelgadis> (*spaceelf blushes now. that was bad....)
<IMP> ( I'm kinda afraid to ask about your underwear now... )
<Amelia> (Hentai of the Day award goes to Elf?)
<Lina> (O yeah. She earned it.)
<Zelgadis> (...)

* Zelgadis's underwear is possibly the only thing in the world that took more abuse today than Zelgadis himself.
* Zelgadis's underwear feels that life is just TOTALLY unfair.
* Amelia starts kissing Zelgadiss-san again, pulling herself as closely as she can to him and rubbing against him...
<Lina> (Thanks a LOT! I just spewed tea all over my first good drawing of Justin!)
<IMP> ( the underwear... has feelings... *blink blink* )
<Amelia> (Irony: I hope it's not ruined...)
<Lina> (It's way past ruined.)
<Amelia> (Oh no!)
* Zelgadis's underwear thinks it rather unjust of it's owner to try to feed it to piranhas TWICE and fireball it and then put it up to that kind of strain all day long.
<Zelgadis> (I ... I'm really rather speechless about the award thing. I think I will go on thinking about underwear for a while till I adjust to it...)
<Amelia> (Get on with it, you @@@ underwear...)
<IMP> ( Zel's underwear could always choose an inconvenient time to... take a break? *leers* )
* Zelgadis's underwear decided life just isn't worth it. Why bother hanging on when you get no appreciation at all!
<IMP> ( *cheers!* Whoooooo!! Score!!!)
<Lina> (GO UNDIES!)
* Zelgadis's underwear gives up, and tears right down the middle.
* Zelgadis's underwear's final though? "I hope I can be more like those Justice panties in my next life"
<Lina> (*almost ruins another drawing*)
<Zelgadis> (ryo, guess which justice panties Zel will be wearing after he loses the honeymoon night bet?)
<Zelgadis> (The brand new pair. The one that has an odd resemblance to Zel's old briefs.)
* Amelia kicks the turtle's shell with one of her feet -- the one that didn't at some point find itself on the other side of Zelgadiss-san -- and the turtle, annoyed, bites it.
<IMP> ( just... please don't eat the underwear, Turtle-san. )
* Amelia wakes up with a loud noise as it happens to be a painful way to wake up...
<Zelgadis> (The poor underwear has already expired. I don't know it it would care anymore)
<IMP> ( yes, but it had such a heroic end. Being eaten by Turtle-san would be somewhat dishonorable. )
<Amelia> (Only thing left is to let him gain entry...)
<Zelgadis> (With the poor underwear remains in the middle?? Now THATs degrading. Poor poor underwear)
<Lina> (A condom would work a lot better.)
<IMP> (Only if it doesn't get punctured. *pauses, thinking* Would Zel have rocks on his *ahem*, and if so, would they ruin a condom? )
* Zelgadis blinks awake suddenly
* Zelgadis has fast reflexes being used to living in danger.
* Amelia clings close to Zelgadiss-san...
* Zelgadis sits up in the bed and looks for the danger.
* Zelgadis notices that his hands were rather tangled making it hard to sit up.
* Amelia ends up sitting up too...
* Zelgadis has one hand stuck in Amelia's poor underwear (which also feels life is unfair) and the other tangled in the shirt which is no longer covering her much at all.
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san...something bit my foot!
<Zelgadis> What?
<IMP> ( Go Underwear! Go Turtle-san! *cheers* )
* Zelgadis tries to bend over to look and further dislodges Ame's clothes.
* Zelgadis blushes.
* Zelgadis wonders why he feels a bit of a draft...
* Amelia tries to get the bitten foot visible for Zelgadiss-san...
<IMP> ( *wolf-whistles* Go Zelgadiss-san! )
<Lina> (*manages to get the tea in her keyboard this time instead of on her drawing.*)
<IMP> ( Ah, screw it. *CHEERS EVERYONE!* )
* Amelia doesn't notice that this involves her wrapping the only leg that she hadn't already had wrapped around Zelgadiss-san's waist...you guessed it: wrapped around Zelgadiss-san's waist.
* Zelgadis tries to untangle his hands and gropes Ame quite a bit in the process...
<Amelia> Mmmm...Zel-chan...
<Zelgadis> <blushes further> I'm sorry.... My hands are stuck...
<Amelia> Wha? No, I'm not complaining...
* Amelia blushes slightly and settles herself against Zelgadiss-san...
* Zelgadis tries to look at her foot
* Zelgadis is getting rather distracted by their relative positions.
* Zelgadis is very glad he insisted they wear underwear as that and an inch of air are the only things between them.... but then what's that draft?
* Amelia shifts a bit in Zelgadiss-san's lap, to get more comfortable...
* Zelgadis feels something oddly hard brush against his leg..
* Zelgadis isn't sure which is more pressing, his position or the thing rubbing his leg?
<Zelgadis> (Go Zel's Willpower!! Oh wait.. Where'd you go? get back here!!)
<IMP> ( and there goes Zel's willpower... *waves bye-bye* )
<Amelia> ...this is nice, Zel-chan...
<Zelgadis> (Only thing to consider. If he does give in there will be no more convincing him that they can just sleep in the bed together. She might well lose her stony teddy bear.)
* Amelia doesn't realize that she's calling Zelgadiss-san 'Zel-chan'...
* Zelgadis decided to look down and try and figure out what is wrong with his underwear...
* Zelgadis manages to shift a little putting his pebble butt closer than the turtle likes to it's face.
<IMP> ( *starts giggling manically* )
* Zelgadis feels something pinch his nether region and jumps, more from shock than pain.
* Amelia blinks in surprise...hadn't Zelgadiss-san said that he wanted to wait until after the wedding?
<Zelgadis> o.O
<Amelia> Oh...Zel-chan...
<IMP> ( heheheheheheheheeheheheheheheheheh -hee! )
* Zelgadis stares in surprise.... what just happened?
* Zelgadis has a very bad feeling (or good feeling ^_^) he KNOWS what just happened..
<IMP> ( he just got his arse pinched! GOOOOO TURTLE-SAN!!! )
* Amelia wiggles slightly, so she can pull herself up far enough to kiss Zelgadiss-san on the lips...
* Zelgadis tries to look down... but is stopped by Amelia's kiss.
* Turtle-san eyes the cloth nearby the tempting rocks.
* Zelgadis tries to say something but only finds his mouth seems otherwise engaged.
* Turtle-san thinks he sees a leaf of lettuce.
* Turtle-san doesn't have very good eyesight.
* Zelgadis tries to move and finds his hands are stuck and he's only pulling Amelia closer.. and farther onto himself
* Turtle-san begins to munch on the fabric while the owner is distracted.
* Zelgadis tries to shift on the bed and feels himself going deeper instead.
<Zelgadis> (The poor underwear???)
* Amelia moans happily, muffled by the kiss...
* Turtle-san finds meal is stuck. Bites the hard object holding down his dinner.
* Zelgadis jumps again.
<Zelgadis> Gahh!
<Turtle-san> ( *rolls with laughter* This is fun!)
* Turtle-san is surprised and hides in his shell.
* Turtle-san thinks that moving food is scary.
* Zelgadis is now all the way stuck
<Zelgadis> (or is it Ame who is stuck?)
<Amelia> (Either way...)
<Zelgadis> (You guys realize we are all SICK!)
<Turtle-san> ( you say that like it's a bad thing. )
<Amelia> (Yeah, she does...she also says it like it's news..._)
* Turtle-san does a Justice Pose. "I am... Bum-bum-bum ...TURTLE-SAN!!!"
* Turtle-san hides back in his shell.
<Zelgadis> (Turtle's poor innocent eyes!!)
<Turtle-san> ( kewl. The turtle gotta pinch Zel's arse! Twice! Whooooo! )
* Zelgadis groans feeling the last of his resistance ebs away..
* Zelgadis really Really REALLY TRIED!
* Zelgadis is the victim of a universal plot and there's no use in his resisting.


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