Session Start: Mon Oct 08 16:23:57 2001

Setting: Phil is throwing a Luau to celebrate Amelia's engagement to Zelgadis. It is taking place on the beach between the two ships, Phil's ship and the Happy Barnicle. there is a large bonfire with a pig roasting, tiki lights etc...
Tiki torches, a stage, a bonfire with roast pig, table with much fruit, deserts and other goodies. His guards/crew are all dressed in male sarongs and grass skirts. Phil has on a blue sarong with a Tiki gods on it. There is a stage for some entertainment and another table with coconuts of Pina Calada's and Pineapples of Mai Tia's

* Zelgadis is being pressured to wear a SKIRT of all things right after having been chewed on by piranha's TWICE in one day, and finding a treasure that was nothing more than Hard Tack, and being caught naked in a hotspring with a princess, and ....
* Zelgadis decides that it has been a LONG day!
* Zelgadis looks at his clothes which are once again quite tattered, as they were the only part of him the piranhas could eat.
* Amelia is not exactly annoyed that Zelgadiss-san's clothes are in tatters...
<Zelgadis> If you don't mind, I think I'll go look for *another* set of clean clothes...
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san, a grass skirt or the like *would* be a good replacement for those...
* Phil offers Zel a male outfit with topless hula dancers on it
<Zelgadis> ... No thanks.
* Zelgadis stalks off toward the old ship.
<Phil> What do you think Amelia?
* Amelia can't think of anything polite to say about that pattern, and wonders how it ever got packed...
<Phil> Doesn't work, hu?
<Amelia> No, Daddy. It doesn't.
* Phil puts pattern away
<Phil> sigh
* Filia walks out of her room (where Xelloss dropped her off), wondering what all the noise was...as she apparently hadn't heard anything of the party.
* Filia finds her way outside...and sweatdrops "W-Wh-what's going on?"
* Zelgadis Raywings back up onto the deck of the Happy Barnacle and makes his way below deck and AWWAY from the crazy party people.
* Filia looks VERY lost by this point.
* Phil looks at new person.
<Phil> It is a party, Any friend of Amelia is welcome
<Amelia> Oh! Hello, Filia-san!
<Filia> Hello Amelia-san!
<Phil> (Phil does not have a shirt on)
<Phil> Daughter, care to introduce me?
<Zelgadis> (Phil with no shirt??? SCARY!!!!)
<Phil> (Bwahahaha)
* Filia looks slightly wary of Phil.
<Amelia> Filia-san, this is my Daddy...
<Filia> Oh..^^; Hello there!
<Phil> (Guards with big pecs have no shirts on either. They look better though)
<Amelia> Daddy, this is Filia-san. Remember, I told you about her when I returned from the Outer World?
* Filia waves meekly, sweatdropping. Maybe she should have stayed inside...
* Phil gives Filia a gentle handshake
<Phil> My name is Philionel el de Sailune, Amelia's father
<Filia> Nice to meet you Phil-san ^^;
<Phil> How do you do
<Filia> I'm fine...how do you do?
<Filia> (how do you do that vu do you do do!)
<Phil> We have a sarong or grass skirt for you?
* Filia ....blinks.
* Captain_Kelsey walks into the seen and goes to the food table (of course barechested and in a male sarong.)
<Filia> Hi there Kelsey-san..^^;
<Captain_Kelsey> Arrgh. Hi Miss Filia. Where be Mr. Xellos?
<Filia> Well...he dropped me off..but I'm not really sure right now.
* Phil says hello to a troupe of male and female strangers dressed in sarongs and grass skirts
<Phil> You must be the entertainment for tonight?
<Captain_Kelsey> Arrgh. Better get some food in ye before that tall blond fellow and the small redhead get here.
<Phil> We have more, don't worry
<Filia> Well...I suppose it couldn't hurt to have a bit. *doesn't plan on staying...so how could a bit of food hurt?*
<Phil> We have Lina's crab........legs
<Captain_Kelsey> Arrgh. I've seen huge shark and other creatures of the deep. And none of them can eat as much as that petite redhead friend of ye's.
<Filia> ^^; Well...Lina-san and Gourry-san DO have healthy appetites...
<Captain_Kelsey> Arrgh. Healthy? Not if ye happen to be nearby and she's grumpy and hungry I hear.
<Filia> ^^; Hai...

* Zelgadis walks past Lina and Gourry's cabin carefully, not wanting to disturb whatever they might be *doing*
* Zelgadis enters his cabin and goes to look for yet ANOTHER outfit. How many has he gone through in one day???
* Zelgadis sees the shreds from the earlier piranha attack, and the singed clothes from Lina's underpowered fireball...
* Zelgadis find the clothes which he'd hung out to dry this morning and discovers that somehow the pig must have torn those very badly placed holes...
* Zelgadis opens the trunk to see what is left and finds..... the skin tight, count EVERY stony bump, black leather pants, and a 70'2 style gold lame shirt with very tacky buttons (the only shirt he's found with buttons but this one doesn't have enough material to close so the buttons are purely decoration.)
<Amelia> ( ::suddenly bursts out laughing at the vision of Zelgadiss wearing those pants and that shirt...)
* Zelgadis seriously wants to sit on the floor and cry...
<Amelia> (::starts laughing harder as Zel ends up on a disco floor::)
<Zelgadis> Dammit! *Where* did *this* come from????
* Zelgadis looks down at the rags he is currently wearing and concludes with despair that he really CAN'T go on wearing them. The piranha's weakened the material and they may soon give out al-together..
* Zelgadis meekly makes his way back to the kitchen wearing his rags and makes a pot of coffee... He can't deal with this without caffeine...
* Zelgadis sits in the kitchen on the boat wearing nothing but rags and sulking while drinking his coffee..
* Zelgadis looks a little closer at his shirt trying to decide if it is possible to patch it.
* Zelgadis will NOT wear those pants and that gold shirt. Will not will not will not!
* Amelia glances at the remaining male sarong...and grabs a grass skirt for Zelgadis.
* Zelgadis thinks that given a few hours to work he could have *something* to wear by patching together the two chewed on outfits.

<Captain_Kelsey> (And why is everyone going on about my hentai faeries? I haven't even won the hentai award once.)
<Captain_Kelsey> (*SQUISH*SPLAT**SQUISH*SPLAT**SQUISH*SPLAT**SQUISH*SPLAT**SQUISH*SPLAT* I'm an innocent maiden!!! DANG IT!!)

<Phil> Miss Filia? We have grass skirts or a female sarong?
* Filia blinks "You mean...like that?" Points to the nearest female wearing such sweatdropping slightly.
<Phil> Yes
* Filia looks....a bit...O.O; "Is it a dress code?"
<Captain_Kelsey> Arrgh. You should probably choose the sarong. I tried wearing a grass skirt the last time I came here. Arrgh. It tickled way too much.
<Amelia> I'll take Zel a grass skirt, Daddy...and take the time to change myself...
* Amelia gets an armful of leis, too, and heads over to the wrecked ship, using a levitation spell to get onto the deck.
<Phil> Only if you do not wear undergarments.
<Captain_Kelsey> *Chuckle and whispers back.* Quiet. A lady is present.
* Phil bows politely
<Phil> My apologies Miss? Filia.
<Filia> ^^; It's alright Phil-san...*sweatdropping*
* Filia is quite tempted to go to her room to supposedly change and not come out...
<Captain_Kelsey> Arrgh. I hope ye friend, Mr. Xellos shows up soon, Miss Filia. This party promises to be great and a young lady like ye should have a dancing partner. So he'd better show up or one these other fellows might ask ye to dance.
<Filia> Hehe...^^;
* Phil crew smirk with big smiles
<Filia> So...*sweatdropping again* I get these and change in my room then? *"And hide" she added mentally*
<Phil> So Miss Filia, how did you meet my daughter?
<Filia> Well....*sweatdrops again at the flashback* In the Outer World...^^; *decides NOT to mention her little test*
<Filia> I already knew Lina-san, and she urrr...sort of introduced us. ^^;
* Filia nods with a slight nervous grin...and all this hawaiian-ish apparel as she walks off.

* Amelia goes down into the main room.
<Amelia> Hello, Zelgadiss-san...
<Zelgadis> Oh.. Hi Amelia
<Amelia> What's wrong, Zelgadiss-san?
* Zelgadis sweatdrops.
<Zelgadis> ... I don't seem to have any clothes left to wear....
<Amelia> Well ... I brought a grass skirt...
<Zelgadis> ^^;; Sorry, but I do NOT want to wear a grass skirt around.
<Filia> (Filia: You're not the only one!)
<Amelia> But you said you hadn't any clothes left to wear, Zelgadiss-san.
<Zelgadis> Well... Almost none. And I am NOT wearing those pants and gold shirt!!
<Zelgadis> Do you know who is messing with my luggage?? <grumbles> going to KILL them...
<Amelia> No, I don't Zelgadiss-san...
<Captain_Kelsey> (<Ame> Well I do have my suspicions...considering the taste of the apparel... But jumping to conclusions is UNJUST!!!)
* Zelgadis sulks
* Filia mutters to herself "They CANNOT make me go out there..."
<Amelia> ...if you don't want to go to the party, I could stay here and drink coffee with you...
* Zelgadis gestures to the pot and continues sulking
<Amelia> ( <Amelia> Zelgadiss-san, you do know that Lina-san and Gourry-san will assume that we spent the party making love to each other, ne?)
* Amelia pours herself a cup of coffee, adds sugar and cream, and sits down beside Zelgadiss-san.
<Amelia> Cheer up, Zelgadiss-san! Those pants and the shirt can't be that bad!
<Zelgadis> ... Yes they are. Trust me.
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san...everybody else at the part is wearing these skirts...you won't look any more foolish than they do...
<Zelgadis> Why should I go and look foolish at all?
* Filia decides to pick up Bo...better than just leaving him. Although HOW he got there was beyond her...
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san...it's only friends there...it'd be unjust for them to tease you...
<Zelgadis> Like that has ever stopped Lina.
* Zelgadis has a bad thought...
* Zelgadis remembers how Lina was just forced to wear a sarong too...
* Zelgadis glances at Lina and Gourry's cabin.
<Zelgadis> Did Lina and Gourry actually agree to wear those things too?
<Amelia> Yes, Zelgadiss-san.
* Zelgadis thinks about how stubborn Lina is and how she insistent she can be that if she's got to look foolish, everyone around must look at least as foolish...
<Zelgadis> Fine. Give me the damn skirt.
* Amelia sighs and tosses Zelgadiss-san one of the two grass skirts she's carrying.
<Amelia> Do you want to use the cabin to change clothes?
<Zelgadis> Well I'm not going to change in here and get walked in on by Lina and Gourry!
<Amelia> Okay...ummm...you want to change together?
<Zelgadis> ... no...
<Amelia> Okay... You change first, then?
* Zelgadis sulkily drags the skirt off to the cabin.
* Zelgadis still has his briefs which seem to have survived the day and his tattered shirt, but nothing else to wear with the skirt.
* Zelgadis notices that at least the skirt covers more than his tattered pants were. He decides to leave the tattered pants on and puts the skirt on top.

* Filia gets back to the ship...and sits. Unless they make her, maybe it would be best to stay put.
* Filia *looks* at the grass skirt.
* Filia pulls her pillow over her head, hoping to drown out the sounds of the party...she's NOT going back! Nu uh!
| Bo sits at the end of Filia's bench. HECK knows how he/it got there..
* Filia sighs giving the stuffed wolf a hug...
* Filia grumbles...maybe she can say she fell asleep...no one would be overly upset if she missed it, would they?

* Zelgadis decides that, silly as he looks, at least it's better than the leather pants, and covers more than the "STUD" swimtrunks. He exits the cabin
<Zelgadis> Your turn, Amelia.
* Amelia smiles at Zelgadiss-san.
<Amelia> Thank you, Zelgadiss-san...you look good. ^_^
* Amelia takes a closer look...
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san, are you wearing the remains of that pair of pants under that?
* Zelgadis ^^;; blushes
<Zelgadis> Maybe. Why?
<Amelia> ...your skirt would look better without them...you don't want to look foolish, ne?
<Zelgadis> <grumbles> There is no way NOT to look foolish in this outfit Amelia...
* Zelgadis returns to the cabin and takes off the pants tatters.
<Filia> (Amelia: If you like Zelgadis-san, I could take it off...)
* Zelgadis comes back out.
<Zelgadis> Better?
<Amelia> Much better, Zelgadiss-san!
* Zelgadis sulks and gets another cup of coffee.
* Amelia kisses Zelgadiss-san, and goes into the cabin herself.
* Amelia manages to get changed much more quickly, and comes out wearing a grass skirt and the leis.
* Zelgadis stares...
<Zelgadis> A...Amelia....
<Amelia> Yes, Zelgadiss-san?
<Zelgadis> Shouldn't you be wearing some sort of.. top with that???
* Amelia giggles and lifts the leis...revealing the top of her white bikini.
<Amelia> I am, Zelgadiss-san. ^_^
* Zelgadis doesn't seem to think that is helping much....
<Zelgadis> ... oh.. I see....
* Zelgadis resigns himself to spending most of the night trying not to stare at Amelia.
<Amelia> Let's go, Zelgadiss-san!
* Zelgadis lets himself be dragged out to the festivities, still a little stunned by Amelia's outfit.
* Amelia notices Filia-san sitting on the deck as she drags Zelgadiss-san out.
<Amelia> Filia-san?
* Filia blinks, looks over "Hello again Amelia-san..." So much for hiding out...
<Amelia> Why don't you join us, Filia-san?
<Filia> It's alright Amelia-san..I'm fine here, don't worry. *smiles, clutches Bo ever-so-slightly tighter*
* Amelia notices that Filia-san is holding the plush toy she had given to Xelloss-san...
* Zelgadis sulks.
<Amelia> ::thinking to herself:: I must cheer Filia-san up, for the sake of justice!
<Amelia> Please, Filia-san? Even Zelgadiss-san's going!
* Amelia hugs Zelgadiss-san slightly.
* Zelgadis blushes. Those leis and bikini aren't doing much...
<Filia> But...*looks at the grass skirt and such* I can't wear that...
<Amelia> Of course you can, Filia-san! See? I'm wearing one, Zelgadiss-san is wearing one...
<Amelia> You need to cheer up, Filia-san!
* Filia is also concerned about...what if Xelloss found out Kelsey had been there? She didn't want a repeat of Xelloss's rage earlier...
<Filia> I'm not sure though Amelia-san...
<Amelia> ::whispering to Filia-san:: I think Zelgadiss-san might be a bit more comfortable if you join us, too, Filia-san...
* Zelgadis overhears, and sweatdrops but doesn't comment.
<Filia> Will...everyone be wearing them? And no one will stare or anything?
<Zelgadis> Lina will be wearing one.. and she made it clear that she wants the rest of us looking at least as foolish as herself..
* Zelgadis remembers that she only directly told Gourry, but figures she would soon turn on the rest of them too if they turned up not wearing a skirt, or tried to avoid the party altogether.
* Filia giggles "Well...I'd rather be wearing a grass skirt than risk Lina-san's wrath..."
<Amelia> Lina-san will probably fireball anybody who dares stare...
<Zelgadis> <mumbles> But that won't stop Lina herself from making comments...
* Amelia sweatdrops...
* Filia sweatdrops as well "Think there's anyway I can hide mace-sama under this thing, or no?"
<Filia> Well..*smirk* I can try......but I guess I'll go....
<Amelia> Alright, Filia-san! ^_^
* Filia smiles at the cheerful reaction...she may as well make Amelia happy...and be glad Lina won't roast her for not. Looks over at Zel "What was that, Zelgadis-san?"
<Zelgadis> Nothing..
<Amelia> If you want to, Filia-san, you can use our cabin to change... Zelgadiss-san and I'll wait here for you!
* Filia smiles "If you're sure you don't mind Amelia-san.."
<Amelia> Oh, I don't mind at all, Filia-san...
* Zelgadis is relieved one more person will look as silly as himself...
* Filia smiles "Thank you Amelia-san...and Zelgadis-san!" Picks up the grass skirt and such and trots in to change.
* Zelgadis sits on the bench near Amelia but not too close.
* Amelia leans against Zelgadiss-san happily.
* Zelgadis blushes.
* Filia changes into the hawaiian-ish outfit, wearing her purple bikini under it. And somehow DOES find a way to hide mace-sama under a grass skirt...darned if she knows how...
* Amelia looks like she would be purring if she was a cat.
* Filia walks out cautiously in the grass skirt, looking nervous.
* Zelgadis notices that Filia doesn't look NEARLY so foolish in *her* grass skirt as he himself does.
* Filia blushes "Do I look alright...?"
* Zelgadis is trying not to enjoy the princess leaning on him too much.
<Amelia> You look fine, Filia-san...
<Zelgadis> You look fine. <blushes at speaking in synch with Amelia again>
* Filia smiles "Thank you..."
<Zelgadis> Well?? Are we going or not?
* Zelgadis is tired of sitting in one place looking foolish, Better to at least move about and look foolish
<Filia> I suppose so...Amelia-san?
<IMP> (so carry Ame off so you're both moving around and looking silly -?)
* Zelgadis stands and heads toward the party levitating to get off of the boat.
* Filia waits for Amelia...
* Zelgadis looks back to see if Filia and Amelia are following him. Because if not, he can take the chance to go hide somewhere...
* Amelia is following Zelgadiss-san.
<Amelia> Want to eat first, Zelgadiss-san?
<Zelgadis> I suppose...
* Zelgadis may have to GO to the party but he doesn't have to enjoy it....
<IMP> (yes he does. Or someone will pull out... THE FEATHER TICKLER OF -DOOM-!!)
<Amelia> We could dance now if you want to, Zelgadiss-san...
* Amelia wants Zelgadiss-san to have fun.
* Phil has native band change to dance music
*Zelgadis thinks eating sounds safer than dancing just now.
<Zelgadis> Why don't we get some food before Lina and Gourry show up.
<Amelia> Okay, Zelgadiss-san! ^_^

<Lina> Hey, Gourry, c'mon! I told you I wanted you to help me with this.
<Gourry> I did?
<Lina> No, I did.
<Gourry> What am I supposed to help you with?
* Lina goes into the bedroom. "Come on."
<Gourry> What do you need a jar opened or something?
* Lina lets him in, then shuts the bedroom door. "Close your eyes. I'll tell you when you can open them."
<Gourry> Okay Lina. *Closes his eyes.*
* Lina gets undressed and wraps the sarong around herself, then turns to face away from Gourry. "Open your eyes."
<Gourry> Are you going to give me a surprise or something?
<Lina> I need you to tie this for me, okay?
<Gourry> *Opens his eyes and ties the sarong.* There.
<Lina> Thank you. ^^
<Lina> Now let's go!
<Gourry> Wow. You look really nice in that.
<Lina> I do?
* Lina turns a little pink.
<Lina> Well, of course I do. ^^ I AM a beautiful young sorceress, after all!
<Lina> Now let's go! There's pork and pineapple out there waiting for us!
<Gourry> Let's go to the party.
* Lina drags Gourry back outside.
<Lina> Okay, where's the food!
<Gourry> Over there. *Points*
<Lina> Well, then what are we waiting for?

* Zelgadis follows Amelia to the food table glaring at anyone who looks at him.
* Amelia quickly loads up two plates, and hands one to Zelgadiss-san.
* Zelgadis takes the plate and chews on a piece of pineapple
<Amelia> Let's go sit down somewhere, Zelgadiss-san...
* Zelgadis looks around for a place to sit.
* Zelgadis sits on the beach where he can watch the entertainment.
* Amelia sits down beside Zelgadiss-san.
<Lina> (The entertainment is Zel's reaction when he sees Gourry's wearing shorts. ^^)
* Phil has native band play more dance music.
* Amelia leans against Zelgadiss-san as she works on cleaning her plate.
* Zelgadis was watches the dancers figuring it was a good distraction from Amelia and from his own humiliation
* Lina starts filling two plates... one for her and one for her. ^^
* Zelgadis notices Lina and Gourry in the corner of his eye as they approach the food table.
* Zelgadis turns.
<Lina> Oh, look... shrimp!
<Zelgadis> Hello Lina, Gou..r...y....
* Gourry shovels food on his pile of food trying to get as much as Lina.
<Zelgadis> HEY!!!
* Lina pops a cherry in her mouth. "Mmm... smthn rng, Zl?"
<Gourry> Er?
<Zelgadis> (Pops her own cherry???)
<Gourry> (<Gourry>*Scratches his head* I thought you said I could have your cherry! *Steals a marachino cherry from her sundae.)
* Zelgadis points at Gourry and his shorts
<Zelgadis> But.... But!
<Lina> Nice skirt, Zel.
<Zelgadis> ...
<Zelgadis> What is going on Lina? <tries to stand without knocking Amelia over>
* Phil sits by himself and watches kids have fun
<Zelgadis> I thought.. I thought you were making everyone wear a skirt!!!
* Amelia sighs and moves a bit to the side.
* Zelgadis stands up very annoyed.
* Lina takes another mouthful. "Why would I wanna do that?"
<Zelgadis> That's it! I'm LEAVING...
<Gourry> Lina said I didn't have to.
<IMP> (wanna flip the skirt... wanna flip the skirt... *restrains self*)
* Zelgadis stalks back toward the Happy Barnacle.
<Lina> Huh?
<Lina> Zel, what's the matter with you?
<Lina> Hey, Zel! NICE LEGS, BY THE WAY!
* Zelgadis turns.
<Zelgadis> GAHH!! Why is everyone always making a fool of me????
* Amelia follows Zelgadiss-san.
<Gourry> *A gust of the sea breeze flips Zel's skirt.*
<IMP> ( *cheers* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!)
* Zelgadis blushes and tries to hold down his skirt..
* Zelgadis isn't too successful as it is a grass skirt...
* Lina acks and turns around.
* Amelia pats Zelgadiss-san on the back...
<IMP> (Thank you! *bounces around, happy*)
<Lina> . o O (No wonder he's such a jerk... he's got rocks in his ass.)
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san?
<Zelgadis> <visible steam is rising from his ears> What?
<Amelia> Please don't be angry...you know how Lina-san is...
* Phil gets up and walks to Zel
* Amelia flinches back from Zelgadiss-san; he's scaring her...
<Zelgadis> ... <glowers>
* Gourry shovels food into his mouth watching the scene.
<Lina> That was weird.
* Phil offers Zel either a coconut Pina Calada or Mai ti
<Zelgadis> If you don't mind I'd like to go back to my room and so I can sew together my last pair of pants which got eaten by piranhas.
<Zelgadis> because I am NOT wearing those skintight black leather pants *someone* snuck into my luggage..
<Lina> Oh, well... want some shrimp, Gourry?
<Gourry> Oh yes! Can I have some?
* Lina takes another handful for herself and lets Gourry have the two or three remaining ones.
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san...if you insist on going back to your room...I will insist on helping you sew.
<Lina> (<Amelia> Or you can just do without pants. I don't mind. ^^)
<Amelia> It would be unjust of me not to help you repair your clothes!
<Zelgadis> (Ohh. that's an interesting euphemism..)
<Gourry> (Is that what you guys are calling it now?)
<Zelgadis> (Better than eating donuts)
<Zelgadis> (the needle goes in and out, in and out...)
<IMP> (up and down, up and down...)
<Zelgadis> Oh, I thought *I* was the entertainment.
<Lina> (<Lina> Zel, DUH. Now come back here and entertain us!)
<Zelgadis> At least that's what everyone else seems to think..
* Amelia hugs Zelgadiss-san slightly...
<Amelia> Zelgadiss-san...please...cheer up...
* Phil pats Zel on back
<Zelgadis> ...
* Zelgadis sulks but stops trying to stalk off.
* Gourry and Lina finish their orgy of eating and settled down to watch the entertainment.
<Zelgadis> (<Z> Look! They pick on me for washing your back and here they have an ORGY in full view!)
<Gourry> (<L> Not that kind! Talk about a perverted mind!!)
<Lina> Hey, Gourry... you wanna dance?
<Amelia> Please, Zelgadiss-san...stop sulking...why don't we go dance together?
* Amelia smiles encouragingly at Zelgadiss-san.
<Gourry> Okay Lina. *Leads Lina onto the dances floor where they both "shake their thang!" (or at least try.)*
<Phil> Lets go back son?
<Phil> Should we have Lina , Naga or Amelia on stage doing the Hula, Hahaha?
<Zelgadis> I'd like to see you get Lina to do that.
<Phil> But I would need your help?
<Phil> It is your party and what you say goes, right, <wink>
<Zelgadis> Do you think I WANT to get fireballed again today?
* Amelia sighs...
<Phil> No she will not, I guarantee it. <lies>
<Zelgadis> (elf imagines Zel dancing with Amelia ns his skirt showing all the little pebbles at the stony butt wiggles... *giggle!*)
<Zelgadis> Right. And how do you think *that* will happen?
* Zelgadis thinks, very justifiably* that Lina will fireball ANYONE who suggests she hula dance.
<Phil> Lets go son, Amelia, PARTY TIME!

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