I'm going to make quick replies to the reviews, partially because answering a few of the things mentioned would be spoilers. Aside from that, I'm glad to have 50 reviews, though you didn't have to take me _quite_ so literally. Let's try for 100! Saki, thank you for your confidence in me and the dark chocolate. I think you're right that stopping teasing Filia would go against Xelloss's personality... Badgerwolf, I hope this chapter answers your question. Kioku, I missed you! I'm glad you found the last chapter funny. I didn't want to say that Filia was kinky, partially because that's somewhat overdone and besides that it would be a bit of a mundane kink to have. Lauren-sama, thanks for the chocolate! I still haven't gotten the one treat I asked for this Easter... I'm glad you found the end of the last chapter funny. I had to include Jillas and Grabos, and they kinda insisted on arriving just then. Rambling Coffee Addict, thank you for the liberated dark chocolate. I hope this counts as soon enough for you... (By the way, this seems a bit out of your usual haunts. If you don't mind my curiosity, how did you find me?) Slayers is the creation of Hajime Kanzaka and Rui Araizumi. I don't own it; they and a lot of other people do. I'm not making any profit off of this story. All lyrics used in this story are from the songs of This Mortal Coil. The original version of _You and Your Sister_ was performed by Chris Bell, and is copyright C. Bell & Copyright Control. +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ Mr Somewhere +=== A Slayers Fanfic by Ryo Hoshi 14 +===+ Tears Friends fail every day I want to hear you say Your love won't be leaving Your eyes aren't deceiving -- You and Your Sister Filia sat in her bed, stunned. Her two beastmen servants, sounding distant and muted as they fussed over her, trying to find out exactly what happened and if they'd arrived in time to save her. She couldn't quite bring herself to believe what had just happened. Xelloss _couldn't_ have just _left_, he hadn't _just_ teleported out of their bed during all the time they'd been together. (Had it really been only six nights? It seemed like an eternity...) Was he just done with her, now that Jillas and Grabos had returned...? It might be argued that Filia was being much too sensitive about things. However, the current state of her life should be considered. She has not been sleeping well for quite a while, and has become very involved with a mazoku over the course of the week. This person has just up and left suddenly after they were caught in bed together by _Jillas_, of all people. The only thing that could be said to have been good about all of this is that he didn't come in earlier. Filia having a little nervous breakdown is quite understandable. "Zelas, does your priest normally sit around with your wolves while looking like a naked human?" "This is the first time I've seen him doing that. I guess that the subject of his current mission kicked him out of bed again," Zelas told Dynast, looking worriedly at Xelloss. "However, normally he would have reacted to our presence by now. Something more must have happened..." Dynast nodded, knowing what that meant. "Shall I do the honors?" Zelas smiled. "I give thee permission," she said in formal tones before returning to more normal ones. "It'd be better that _you_ did it, anyway, since he'd be more comfortable that way than if _I_ was the one." One side of Dynast's mouth tipped up in a half-smile at Zelas's comment. He then administered a swift kick to Xelloss's rear. "Xelloss, _get *dressed*_!" Xelloss righted himself slowly after having been sent sprawling by Dynast's kick. His form flickered slightly, as clothes appeared on him. He blushed. "I'm sorry, Dynast-sama, Zelas-sama." "Apology accepted," Zelas said. "Just never do _that_ again. Now, Xelloss, you really should make a report. Do not worry about Dynast's presence. He and I have decided that...our goals coincide to the extent that we should work together, particularly since not all of Garv's and Phibrizo's followers have yet to claim new masters _and_ Dolphin's returned to her old dangerous hobby." Xelloss nodded, not quite understanding what this meant for him except that he was to trust Dynast, or at least trust him more than he had before now. Still, that did provide him with a more comfortable explanation for Zelas's and Dynast's current friendliness. "As thou command, Zelas-sama," he said formally before starting his report. Zelas looked thoughtfully at her priest after he finished. "Really, I ought to punish you for what you've done. The least of it is that you _should_ have reported this to me much sooner. You should _not_ have spent the rest of the day with her, but instead have reported to me as soon as politely possible. "While that kind of slip is normally permissible, Xelloss, having left her so suddenly in that kind of situation was completely irresponsible of you. You should always remember that, unless absolutely necessary, you should not risk what might be a useful relationship. "We _*need*_ Filia to trust you. If her dreams are what they seem to be, she may be our only way to find the missing Eye. We can not afford to loose such a valuable object forever simply because _you_ didn't like a sudden change in your situation. "Therefore... You are to go back to her. You _will_ apologize _properly_. For your punishment, you are to let her do anything she wants to you as long as it helps her accept your apology and you will survive it." Xelloss nodded and teleported away, not saying a word. Zelas relaxed. "Dynast, do you think I was too harsh?" "No, I don't think you were, considering how stupid he had acted. I think letting his dragon punish him for it is a nice touch, actually." She laughed. "Yes, isn't it? They can be so much more creative than we are, and if she's as violent as she almost always seems to be in his reports he's not going to make _that_ mistake again!" By the time the moon started setting, Filia had recovered enough to order Jillas and Grabos to leave the room and then buried herself under her covers. She knew that the beastmen were still worried about her, and would be guarding her door, but at least she could have some privacy. She wasn't quite sure that privacy was what she wanted, though. Her new bed felt much too big and cold without Xelloss. She rolled over, trying to get comfortable, and suddenly an arm was draped over her waist and she could feel a warm (but not living) body against her back. "Filia-san? I'm sorry I left so suddenly. I should have stayed. Is there anything I can do to make up for my mistake?" A small evil grin slowly formed on Filia's face, one which would have worried Xelloss if he could have seen it. _Okaasan always said, 'Never pass up an opportunity to punish a man for being rude to a lady.'_ Xelloss quickly found himself pinned underneath a _grinning_ dragon lady, who seemed to be quite amused by his obvious surprise. "I can certainly think of a few things..." The only thing lacking was an evil laugh. +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ +===+ Quick notes.. I have no idea what Zelas and Dynast are plotting. I can tell you that Dolphin's 'old dangerous hobby' seems to have something to do with increasing the levels of paranoia and xenophobia in rather fertile ground for such things, though. _Okaasan_ is Japanese for 'mother.' (I may have misspelled it. It's rather late, or early depending on how you look at things...)